Honesty is it's OWN reward
Estafador
BIG APPLE
So I was at the club and I was at the club. Asked a dude that was sitting at the bar does he want a drink and he said sure. Bought him a beer, got thanks and went to another section of the bar. I've lost all interest in buying drinks in cups. I'm more of a bottle with friends type of guy now...and I drive.
So a girl comes up to me, tries to canoodle in my lap and I let her. I want Ed a soft bottom on my chino's to get the night started. Eventually after a few minutes of softly rubbing her tush on my lap, she asks me for a dance. She feigns a pout and asks why. No lie, I didn't beat around the bush and told her because she was ugly. No "not my type" bullshit just straight up because she's ugly. She honestly could have been worse, but there were so many better looking, with better bodies, women there that she was gross in comparison. She got sour quickly because she immediately called me gross and broke and too much of a loser to afford a real girlfriend. I took out a stack of hundreds (hundred dollar notes) and pretentiously fanned myself with them and said:
"My dear, you and I both know that's far from the truth"
She looked extremely pissed, called me a loser asshole and walked off. I'm sure she was spreading the word that I was a young broke loser. Couldn't exactly say I'm ugly since the girls can see for themselves. I also noticed before she approached me, she was having difficulty pinning down a lap dance.
I went and tipped the plentiful big booty and fine faces on stage (I was heavily tipping Hispanics). 20 minutes later a girl I tipped and was also speaking to the ugly chick approached me. We got plenty of lap dances and only playfully told me I'm mean. I must have missed the notice about being polite to undesirables.
So a girl comes up to me, tries to canoodle in my lap and I let her. I want Ed a soft bottom on my chino's to get the night started. Eventually after a few minutes of softly rubbing her tush on my lap, she asks me for a dance. She feigns a pout and asks why. No lie, I didn't beat around the bush and told her because she was ugly. No "not my type" bullshit just straight up because she's ugly. She honestly could have been worse, but there were so many better looking, with better bodies, women there that she was gross in comparison. She got sour quickly because she immediately called me gross and broke and too much of a loser to afford a real girlfriend. I took out a stack of hundreds (hundred dollar notes) and pretentiously fanned myself with them and said:
"My dear, you and I both know that's far from the truth"
She looked extremely pissed, called me a loser asshole and walked off. I'm sure she was spreading the word that I was a young broke loser. Couldn't exactly say I'm ugly since the girls can see for themselves. I also noticed before she approached me, she was having difficulty pinning down a lap dance.
I went and tipped the plentiful big booty and fine faces on stage (I was heavily tipping Hispanics). 20 minutes later a girl I tipped and was also speaking to the ugly chick approached me. We got plenty of lap dances and only playfully told me I'm mean. I must have missed the notice about being polite to undesirables.
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Sometimes I want to tell them, " look at her, then look in a mirror."
I never do, but there are times....
CP
most of these girls are insecure as it is and they equate money to their appearance.
i've had girls come home crying because d*cks like you think it's ok to criticize the girls in the club. one a-hole was so bold as to tell a girl that her inner labia were lopsided.
it took a month of positive conversations and therapy to convince her she didn't need vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
before anyone here decides to criticize a woman in the club, take a close look in the mirror and imagine some hot young girl identifying all your faults in public.
are you overweight, bald, wrinkled, big nose, sweaty, smelly, bad breath, cross eyed, whatever?
your stack of hundreds will only get you so far before everyone in the club will conspire to get you kicked out.
you just don't do it.
it's no wonder so many of them get collagen, and lip injections, and ruin their faces.
i don't know anything about you or your looks or your finances, but you need some lessons in decency.
one of my friends says that whatever you say to a woman, write it down and give it to your mother.
However, I do speak for the majority of us on these boards with the following statement. I've said plenty of things to women that I would never say to my own mother.
1. The OP is an Internet tough guy who makes up stories like this to feel better about his inadequacies in the real world.
2. The OP doesn't realize that there really is karma in the world. Someday, he will push someone over the edge and they will exact a painful price on him.
The amount of stories on here how you guys treat women and how they treat you, I'm a real sweet pea. And no chill Palmer I am not upset. Just talking.
@flagooner I'm not just a scrotom, I'm also a penis too ^_^
Being vicious like that is unnecessary and unhealthy for all involved, mostly you. I recommend doing some serious soul searching on this. I tell, these honeys could easily be just as cruel to us. Thankfully that is very rare.
@joewebber that labia thing was funny as hell. Were you her dad btw?
I'd offer one additional observation...while most dancers are competitive, and yes sometimes bitchy to each other, nothing will draw them together quicker than a customer that has intentionally hurt one of them. If it is a club you want to go back to, I wouldn't be that guy. You are right, they talk, and when they do, the hundreds won't mean much.
Dude, that's sick that you would tell your own mother that you wanted to slide your cock in through her lopsided labia minora for $150.
Then what should he do after masturbating?
It was my first time and I get tired of spewing 50 shades of the version no. So I thought I'd try version 51.
We also have to deal with rejection, and with pushy or rude customers, and I'd say the same thing to a girl who was bragging ab saying something like that. When I tell someone I'm a stripper the first thing they ask is how can I stand dealing with all of the jerks, and I tell them that most customers actually treat us really well. I will also stick up for customers, and have gotten in trouble with other girls for sticking up for customers who were accused of things they didn't do, or who were ripped off. I'd never tell a customer he is ugly, even if he never spent money on me. That kind of thing makes us all look low, and the reputation doesn't encourage girls with other options to be strippers.
Its a strip club. Where 98% of the girls have fucked up issues and we (PL) try to exploit that shit to get our dicks hard and maybe bust a load...
I understand your logic but no need to pile on...Its one of those "what's understood does not need to be said" moments.
Except of course for this post you did in April, where you detail being this much of an asshole is your regular modus operandi:
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=4923…
Face it. You're an asshole, and trying to deflect just makes you seem addled as well. No one who commented on your post was acting like Captain Save-A-Ho. All of us do whatever we can to insert whatever we can into whoever we want. It's just when we see someone with whom we really don't to dance, we don't feel the need to destroy her psyche in order to turn her down.
It's clear this a pattern of behavior for you. Not sure why someone so young who by his own admission is both good lucking and wealthy feels the need to be such a cunt to sex workers. Saying "It's New York" is just another cop out. Thousands of people across Manhattan are experiencing the same thing as you and are able to say no without sending a dancer into tears or making half the club "hate your guts." Just a sad, sad, little man.
CP
Also, I explained I don't explicitly stated name calling but you'll ignore the commentary below.
Face it, your using selective evidence to make a point and while I'm not denying I'm BECOMING more direct and harsh. If you want to go back further, you'd notice earlier years show I pussy footed around a helluva lot. Guess what jack, it's called growing up, just like you old folks want us young bucks to. Sorry I can't do it in a happy go cutesy environment.
I'm not here to teach you the facts of life or why environment raises us certain ways. That's the old timer's job. I'm just here on this website to enjoy ass and titties loose women's ambition. Especially when sparse name calling is the least of issues on here. Like trying take advantage of former druggies or fucking a woman barely legal. I'm still wondering why my first actual instance of name calling is the most vile thing on Earth.