Honesty is it's OWN reward
Estafador
BIG APPLE
Monday, July 24, 2017 6:29 AM
So I was at the club and I was at the club. Asked a dude that was sitting at the bar does he want a drink and he said sure. Bought him a beer, got thanks and went to another section of the bar. I've lost all interest in buying drinks in cups. I'm more of a bottle with friends type of guy now...and I drive.
So a girl comes up to me, tries to canoodle in my lap and I let her. I want Ed a soft bottom on my chino's to get the night started. Eventually after a few minutes of softly rubbing her tush on my lap, she asks me for a dance. She feigns a pout and asks why. No lie, I didn't beat around the bush and told her because she was ugly. No "not my type" bullshit just straight up because she's ugly. She honestly could have been worse, but there were so many better looking, with better bodies, women there that she was gross in comparison. She got sour quickly because she immediately called me gross and broke and too much of a loser to afford a real girlfriend. I took out a stack of hundreds (hundred dollar notes) and pretentiously fanned myself with them and said:
"My dear, you and I both know that's far from the truth"
She looked extremely pissed, called me a loser asshole and walked off. I'm sure she was spreading the word that I was a young broke loser. Couldn't exactly say I'm ugly since the girls can see for themselves. I also noticed before she approached me, she was having difficulty pinning down a lap dance.
I went and tipped the plentiful big booty and fine faces on stage (I was heavily tipping Hispanics). 20 minutes later a girl I tipped and was also speaking to the ugly chick approached me. We got plenty of lap dances and only playfully told me I'm mean. I must have missed the notice about being polite to undesirables.
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