crazyjoe in Alexandria VA?

The other day I was shopping at the local Home Depot and had to use the crapper. I opened one of the stall doors, and....

Good grief! That was the most clogged up toilet I have ever seen, and in my 66 years, I have seen a lot of them. It was 2/3 full of crap and toilet paper.

Only one tuscler that we all know could have been responsible for this. Has crazyjoe branched out from McD's to home improvement stores?