Sometimes I look at an invention and say "who was so amazing that they could figure this out?"
Examples: flying, television, satellites, many medical advances, etc etc etc
When I see all that, I ask, "why is everyone still fat?" Why can't some asshole figure out how to make broccoli to taste like pizza and califlour to taste like chackin fangers and flavored water to taste like Coke? Boom, I just cured obesity if someone can figure those out!
I read the other day for every pound of belly fat you lose, that's 4 pounds of pressure off of each knee.

