Your Average TUSCLer...
Dougster
Makes additional money on the side by shorting treasuries.
Lines up at the club before it opens, so he'll be able to kiss the extras girls before they are able to suck other customers dicks.
Despite the above concern, will accept BBFS whenever it is offered: RICH STUDs cannot get STDs.
Is particularly fond of visiting SCs at the end of the month when girls are desperate for rent money.
Outside of club action likes to hit on waitresses at fast food and family restaurants.
When not at the clubs or traveling for work spends much time stay versed with politics. Especially right wing conspiracy theory (er, fact) websites.
Has spent years perfect the art of paying hookers for sex and knows regular guys who don't do that are jealous of him.
Knows his ATF, sorry DS, ATFs are for chumps, only does extras with him.
Either runs Linux and does everything from the command prompt or runs Mac b/c he doesn't need to do real work. Either way, Windows sucks!
Any others?
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Only votes Libertarian or Donald Trump if the Libertarian candidate is not viable (i.e. 100% of the time).
Favorite author at age 14 was Ayn Rand. Favorite author now: Still Ayn Rand.
Investments besides short treasuries: Only gold and bitcoin. Is posed to make a ton of money when the stock market bubble finally bursts. Which is inevitable because the US government does not follow his preferred politics.
Occupation: Traveling IT consultant.
Or has a room in his moms attic where he tries to get girls to come after school and help him with his geometry homework.
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Aces!
I would say that for sure would be the average TUSCLer from what I've seen on here.
Lines up at the club before it opens, so he'll be able to kiss the extras girls before they are able to suck other customers dicks."
LMFAO
And of course a smart TUSCLer knows that buying dances is a chump's game.
But I also think Dougster is elaborating on the persona of Rick Dugan here.
Untaxed money for hotel rooms. What I've been asking, has anyone put one of their women on the company payroll, or otherwise got it so that she is getting paid out of pretax money? I think it is possible, and legal unless someone really tries to scrutinize it. But I do not actually know this and would not try it without professional guidance.
SJG
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I thought I didn't travel much either but I remember talking to a dancer one time about having to fly back to Wisconsin and she had never flown anywhere in her life. I was actually a bit surprised. Most of the people I know have traveled all over the place.
It seems weird to find someone who has never flown anywhere but another dancer overheard and said she had never flown before either.
Knocking on wood, I don't want to do a lot of traveling, especially overseas.
Fast forward several years and several large companies don't even allow you to eat at Hooters because it's considered too sexual to have waitresses wearing shorts or someone in corporate had an issue.
I've often thought Dougster must not be a technical person. He probably performs some other role.