How many of the "Top 100" Clubs have you been to and agree with the rating
Tiredtraveler
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While I have never been to any of the TJ bars/brothels I have no problem with the rating because reading the reviews most that travel to them give the same type of reviews. Moving on down the list there are club that are listed in areas where I have club toured and places I have actually been in and they are dumps with frighteningly Fugly dancers. Like Harem in Dayton OH, GO GO Rama in NJ or Hip Hugger in Kokomo IN(this place redefines dump)
I have been in all three of these at one time, will never return and reading recent reviews they are worse now than when I foolishly stopped in.
Evidently locals that only go there review the place over and over giving high marks or the club posts high mark reviews.
How many periodically review the top club list just to see how many you agree with.
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When I lived in Vegas, I often disagreed with the reviews and the rankings. It's like the average person never stops to think that people actually live and work in Vegas. I saw the same dancers for years, so as hard as it might be to believe, yeah, Las Vegas dancers actually have their regulars too.
Regarding Austin clubs, the Palazio in south Austin is usually ranked #3 or #4 overall which I just can't accept. Yeah, there are hot girls there, but not that many, and even the hot ones just aren't that hot. Then there's the complete lack of privacy, even in the cabanas. How this club has such a high rating, I just can't imagine. Perfect 10 on Bratton Lane in north Austin is a much better club, but it's usually ranked #89 or #90. The club is larger, with more stages, tons of girls, and lots of options for lap dances, including group VIP rooms and private cubicles. My only explanation is that perhaps the Palazio is more well known and more accessible to tourists. You can often find the same dancers at both the Palazio and P10, except that at P10 you'll get better dances at more reasonable prices.
+ #6 Tootsies Miami
+ #7 Diamond Dolls Pompano (north of Miami)
+ #9 E11even Miami (but just once on dayshift and it was empty)
+ #11 Baby Dolls Dallas
+ #13 Follies Atlanta
+ #16 Men's Club of Dallas (just once about 15 years ago)
+ #30 Cheetah Pompano (north of Miami)
+ #42 Scarlett's Hallandale (north of Miami)
+ #53 Pantheon Dearborn (suburb of Detroit)
+ #92 Playmates Coral Gables (suburb of Miami)
+ #98 Flight Club Inkster (suburb of Detroit)
+ #102 Inner Room Cocoa Beach (1 hour east of Orlando)
Thus it's basically far from perfect - just one example is Angels in Kalamazoo, MI, this club is #26 yet Penthouse Detroit did not even make the top-100 - with different areas/cities differing so much in many ways, a national ranking is gonna be pretty-off the mark w.r.t. many of the clubs.
I wouldn't have rated Palazio that high, but won't quibble with it being there. It's a nice looking club, and the girls on shift the weeknight I was there were all top shelf. I've been to Vegas, so I'm not saying they are Vegas hot but that's not a realistic standard for a typical club. Most of the clubs in Vegas don't have model hot girls everywhere you look. The dancer I spent most of my time with could dance in Vegas, she was an Austin 10 and a Vegas 9. She also bought me a few shots and was fun. I stopped going to clubs mostly because it wasn't fun anymore.
If a stripper is hot and knows how to be sexy, she could quote news stories for conversation and still make money. A lot of them act that way. Boring. When we got around to dancing, she was intense and it was about as good as a straight up lapdance gets. No upsell. We talked about hitting the town since it was near closing time, but that's not really my thing. I rated Palazio pretty highly because the place had some life to it and the visit is one that stood out. Most of clubs I saw in Austin were like restaurants with tits.
I'm not telling guys how to rate clubs. I've had ludicrous amounts of fun in clubs, and good times are why most of us are here talking about them. I'm just saying you don't have to stick your goods in every other dancer for a place to be a great club.
Tootsies deserves its ranking. Can't say on E11. Baby Dolls...I can probably name 12 clubs I'd rather go to. It's not bad, though: I'd say top 35. Follies, as many will tell you, should be right behind the TJ clubs. Scarlett's is about right, and IR is about to fall off the list anyway thanks to the new owner.
I don't know what kind of algorithms Founder uses, but the general advice I've learned is to see which clubs have the largest number of recent reviews in a certain area.
I check the top 100 occasionally to see where clubs I've visited rank, but that's really about it now.
The top 10 on this site changes constantly. I don't pay attention to the over all ratings, only recent reviews which are written by someone who knows a bit about strip clubs.
Also (getting OT), I firmly believe (in generally) that being a regular or not strongly influences both one's option in a club and one's perception of a club. So, regardless of the ratings, you have to 'digest' the reviews and make a judgment call as to what you can expect as a first time visitor.
I have been to 25 of the overall top 102.
E.g., everyone seems to agree that Baby Dolls Dallas used to be good 2 or 3 years ago. I wouldn't rate it as top even in Dallas. Also, there are some areas noted for having had their scenes significantly change, e.g., Greenville, SC, but still rate in the top 100 nationwide on the list.
I think it would be valuable to have a top 100 list based only on reviews in the past 6 or 12 months.
there are too many factors and variables to have a definitive top 100 list. not every reviewer is a mileage hound.
that said, I have been to
baby dolls dallas
follies
cheetah Atlanta
cheerleaders Pittsburgh
silver slipper saloon
sapphire Vegas
shotgun willies
diamond cabaret and steakhouse
brads indianapolis
palomino Vegas(currently #100 although most top 100 clubs are mainstays, just change positions)
I agree on all but silver slipper saloon and sapphire. sapphire is only a top 100 if money is no object, which it shouldn't be for anyone here since we're all in the 250k club. but still the dancers aren't any better looking than anywhere else, there's just more. even cheetah being an air dance club has other qualities that make it worthwhile.
Tootsie's, and I agree.
Follies, and I agree
Christies Cabaret, Tempe - agree
Admiral Theater - agree
Inner Room Cabaret - Disagree, too high
I've also been to clubs that uses to be top 10, but aren't anymore, including Mons Venus and Solid Gold Oakland Park, and I believe both deserved their spot in the top 10