PT's is the most comparable to 2001 Odyssey and Mons Venus. It is generally worth visiting any time of day and typically has the best selection of cute white dancers.
Bucks Wild is good for a plan B - it's generally at its best on Friday and Saturday nights. I have gotten dances from a cutie there on day shifts, but never had much luck on weekday night shifts.
I would put Baby Dolls as a miss given what you're looking for. It's a high hustle topless place that I could only bring myself to visit once. On the plus side, it's like $5 to get in, so at least it wouldn't cost too much to figure that out for yourself ;)
At the nude clubs, the entry fees are $20+, then they want you to pay for ice for your beer and you have to buy a wristband for access to the lap dance area for the night.
I wouldn't call this place seedy, but I'm not all that surprised to hear that something like this went down there. It's mostly a younger crowd that has a thuggish element to it. It has a similar vibe to a typical crowded night club.
Who gives a fuck about geographic zones? Minnesota has the northernmost point in the continental US but it's in the Midwest. If they don't bring out pork when you order bbq, you're not in the South.
I would count Texas as the Southwest rather than the South.
It's Carl's Jr, not Hardee's,
There is In-N-Out Burger,
BBQ is beef brisket, not pork.
Also, the stage shows can be pretty good.
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