If someone farts in your face...

I'd be holding my breath.

if you can smell it, then molecules have traveled from the person's asshole into your nose. Enjoy.

Then I'll know that crazyjoe has followers.

:)

SJG

Mow this man Crazyjoe has the spirit! Push real hard and smell it! Praise the Lawd and Savior

Depends on if they have anal seepage

Fart in your hand! Then whisk it over to your friend.

If you perfect the cupping action with your hand it provides optimal whisking of your scent over to your buddies. Practicing daily helps perfecting this technique. Sometimes you can catch a friend as he is walking by, blindsiding him so that he never knew what was coming. It's a genius move.

Rowfl!

Pull my finger and find out

You can sterilize it; just put a flame by her butthole.

Girls don't burp.
Girls don't fart.
Girls don't shit.

Therefore they must bitch or otherwise they'd blow up!