If someone farts in your face...

10 comments

• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  I'd be holding my breath.
• ArtCollege

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  7 years ago

  if you can smell it, then molecules have traveled from the person's asshole into your nose. Enjoy.
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  Then I'll know that crazyjoe has followers.
  
  :)
  
  SJG
• BrotherFogHorn

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  7 years ago

  Mow this man Crazyjoe has the spirit! Push real hard and smell it! Praise the Lawd and Savior
• Bobbers

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  7 years ago

  Depends on if they have anal seepage
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Fart in your hand! Then whisk it over to your friend.
  
  If you perfect the cupping action with your hand it provides optimal whisking of your scent over to your buddies. Practicing daily helps perfecting this technique. Sometimes you can catch a friend as he is walking by, blindsiding him so that he never knew what was coming. It's a genius move.
• JimGassagain

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  7 years ago

  Rowfl!
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  Pull my finger and find out
• rockstar666

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  7 years ago

  You can sterilize it; just put a flame by her butthole.
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Girls don't burp.
  Girls don't fart.
  Girls don't shit.
  
  Therefore they must bitch or otherwise they'd blow up!