Bobbers

Depends on if they have anal seepage

I think it's all about attitude, if a dancer puts a lot of effort into her dance that will make me way more likely to get a lapdance. That could include pole tricks or eye contact. Basically, I know that if a dancer looks like she's bored on stage, she will be boring in the lap dance room.

"One count of nudity" Good thing they conducted an investigation, otherwise we would have never known there was nudity down at the strip club

I hate it when dancers try to push you into buying them drinks or doing a lapdance even when you're clearly not interested. It's like, come on, it's not happening so give up.

This review is both hilarious and painfully accurate.