OT: Ways to own a car
gawker
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A dancer lost her license for 5 years. She offered to pay cash for a car and asked me to register & insure it and she'll drive with no license. I told her she was fucking crazy & no one would do that.
Then I suggested that she form a company (an LLC) and have the company buy & register & insure the car. Will that work?
Then I suggested that she form a company (an LLC) and have the company buy & register & insure the car. Will that work?
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So from my experience they closed that loop hole.
I have a friend that has a psychotic girlfriend (now wife) who pulled this shit and it didn't end pretty. She got a DUI, and never even attempted to take the steps to get her license back. She just went to another state and got a drivers license since my friend actually had a residence in another state at the time. Being the idiot that she is, she got pulled over by a state trooper who actually was a relative of hers. She should have done jail time, but since she just had a baby they gave her house arrest for a few months, and then she had to install a blow and go on her car for 6 months.
She's gunna spend $2000 for a beater, $600 for incorporation, and a grand for insurance. I told her that's a year's worth of Uber but she wants to come & go as she pleases and visit her son on weekends. She's also got outstanding warrants so I think she's crazy to be driving.
I went 10 years without getting pulled over and then I got pulled over 4 times in 2 months.
It would be super ace to tell her to move to wherever juicebox69 lives. He seems like a guy that might live in Florida and he seems like a guy willing to buy her a car! I bet he'll buy her a 1970's Ford Pinto! ;)
Have her get a car (doesn't matter how she gets it). Find a car that is similar (same make, model, year, etc) with plates on it. (Preferably a plate that has a 10 month or so yearly tab on it).
Take the plate off the similar car at night and replace it with another plate on the car.
How often does anyone look at their plate? Especially if it's the same color, etc. may be months before anyone notices.
Then tell her whenever she sees a cop car... DO NOT let it get behind her for any long distance. She'd have to be super vigilant in looking out for police cars though and only drive the car when she absolutely had to. Plus, if she's driving at night it's harder to distinguish police cars.
Of course this is just for entertainment and discussion purposes only. I wouldn't ever advocate such an illegal thing. ;)
I learned this the hard way a few months back when I had an unexpected issue with MD. I got a photo ticket that I didn't even know I had and the fuckers never mailed to me, but it didn't stop them from suspending my license for non-payment. I learned about it when I went to my local DMV for a routine matter. Not only did I have to clear up the issue in MD, but I had to wait 2 days until MD cleared it in the national database and then go back to my local DMV and pay a license reinstatement fee. It is quite a racket now.
She'll just have to suck it up until the 5 years pass and until she clears up her other issues. I suspect that she will eventually find someone who she can pussy whip into letting her drive a car in his name.
Her solution is Uber or a good pair of walking shoes.
Can she work with a lawyer "to go to DUI school" to make restitution and show she's a better, contributing member of society? Maybe widdle down the 5 years to something less? Or maybe it's too late for that.
But Gawker is right, no one would register and insure the car for her. That would be completely nuts, as stupid as the institution of marriage.
Starting a company is the basic way of getting to do what you want in this world. But the specifics are complex. And Dominic77 might be correct, that it won't work the way you want.
But on the other hand, lots of companies which own motor vehicles, and people drive them, people with valid licenses. So there should be a way. Start a company for her?
I believe that restrictions placed by insurance companies are the reason why lots of people are forced out of living wage employment, and eventually to living under bridges.
This is a two tier society, as people who can afford the right kinds of lawyers and accountants can do whatever they want.
Lots of benefit in owning companies besides just money, its also the control and the power which can be available. But must know what you are doing, and that means lawyers.
Obviously you don't want to own anything yourself, because that would mean you had to have paid for it with taxable funds. Likewise, don't want to pay anybody for anything with your own money, for the same reason.
Anyone here learned how to do such things, and willing to talk about it?
I plan to learn how, within the law.
SJG
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If she has to commute back and forth to a club she's a menace to society and an accident waiting to happen.
Q: For the company owners out there, do you require employees give you license #'s to drive one of your company cars or trucks?
^^^ maybe twentyfive knows.
New Orleans put a stigma on public transportation. I had some employees who refused to be seen waiting at the bus stop. They would rather miss work and risk getting written up or terminated, rather than be seen at a bus stop. Now, they've got homeless people riddled with life and bedbugs sleeping on the El in Chicago, so I still feel I left there at about the right time (2004).
Women in other places are on the payroll as Communications Consultants and sometimes Photo Models.
Other people get early stock purchases, or stock options, but with vesting periods on buyback options.
Very complex, requires expert lawyers, and limits have to be understood and observed, but it should all be doable, if one wants it that way.
SJG