Ever happened to you?

1am???

Hell, I can't seem to stay awake past 9pm most weeknights any more...

Ha! Last week I started clubbing at midnight and was musing I'm usually home long before that. I will say, living after midnight is fun but I can only do it every so often.

I don't give or take #'s from random dancers; I have only my regular dancer's numbers. I don't need 3 AM calls asking for bail money or a place to sleep. Well...maybe the latter would be okay!

I get a call from anyone at 3:30 a.m. and that person gets strangled.

Got a text at 4 AM sunday morning. Already had company and was two hours away from home or I'd have gladly met up with her.

I would fart on them

Fishsticks do your homework and go to bed! You have a Spanish quiz tomorrow! - said Larrys mom

haha Skibum

Just happened last night, except the gal contacted me again at 8 am to see if I wanted to meet before her shift today. I had nothing pressing to do, so told her where I am hoteled up. Lucky me......She had a girlfriend with her that had stayed overnight with her. A 2-4-1 more than makes up for the miss last night. Plus the girlfriend just texted me to pick her up at the club to hangout at hotel until friend gets off. I am on the road now. I AM A LUCKY PL TODAY!!!!!!!!!

What most often happens to me is hat I wait up til 2-3 am for their shift to be over and then they text me with some bullshit excuse for why we aren't going to duck like we had agreed. If they even bother to text at all.

@Johnsmith69-I get that sometimes, it's annoying as fuck.

@etsutwigg222- atta boy!

"Fishsticks do your homework and go to bed! You have a Spanish quiz tomorrow! - said Larrys mom" after she swallowed my load.

Yes. was in LA. Met an awesome girl at TJ's in Stanton (wrote a review). Got her number. Waited till 10 PM in my hotel for a text, and nothing. Then jetlag got the better of me. Woke up in the morning with a text at 10:15 PM if I wanted to meet up. Sigh.