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No more swimsuit competition

vincemichaels

Detroit

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Miss Teenage Miss US announced they would no longer have a swimsuit competition in their beauty contest. Man, this PC thing is getting to be too much. What's wrong with watching some gorgeous young women parading around the stage in swimsuits. It's not like they are in any danger in that auditorium. SHEESH !

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JamesSD

They're too young to legally fuck the judges, so it's a problem.

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Dominic77

Yeah. thumbs down

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sharkhunter

If almost all guys boycott it or don't watch it, same effect, will that have an impact? If the answer is no, then what does it matter? Might have to be our new motto. If the number of male viewers matter, then I suspect it might change. I'm not really sure how many guys who aren't involved by knowing someone actually watch those competitions.

Sounds bad overall though. I won't watch.

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sharkhunter

Reminds me of Playboy announcing they would no longer have nude girls in their magazines. What they didn't say is that most guys no longer buy magazines. They may still watch playboy tv and that has plenty of nude girls and I'm sure tv subscriptions make a whole lot more money than a declining magazine business. They might have guessed that maybe they could pick up more female readers without any nude girls in the mags. Maybe the miss teen contest has a mostly female audience because it never got much tv exposure. I almost never remember seeing it on tv and don't know if I've ever seen a miss teen contest. Probably won't be interested now if they ever tried it.

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vincemichaels

I've never seen this pageant on TV, it must be a cable show. It's the thought of it that ticks me off.

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rickdugan

The girls in that competition can be as young as 14, so I suppose it is understandable.

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vincemichaels

True, but. . . .

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Dominic77

I think the headline reads: "replacing bikini swimsuits with athleisure" . I am not entirely sure what athleisure is but the pictures suggest athletic wear and some of it resembles yoga pants. So I give it a thumbs up. Maybe Miss Teen is just getting with the times?

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mrrock

Yeah I don't get it. Swimsuit part is the ONLY reason to watch a beauty pageant.

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Dominic77

I'm weird. I kind of like the gowns as much as the swimsuits. It's elegant ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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JamesSD

Again, if you guys are missing it, this is an underage teen feeder paegent.

The adults will still have swimsuits.

Remember how it was only recently Miss America allowed two pieces?

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MrBater2010

I can still remember in high school one girl saying "It is for scholarships, it is a scholarship pageant." I don't think I have even bothered with any pageant since I was at least 19.

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Clubber

vm,

How do they train for SOBE?

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motorhead

Even more creepy is driving around the suburbs in the summer and seeing fundraising car washes. I've seen many of these fundraisers sponsored by fundamentalist churches and they have these REALLY underaged girls in skimpy swimsuits prancing about the street trying to attract customers.

I'm a big perv but that's over the top even for me.

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Papi_Chulo

Yeah - I'll have to agree if they are teens then maybe they should not be forced to go out there parading in swimsuits - not that I would be opposed to it but I can see many of those young girls not being comfortable w/ it.

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3LeggedMan

How about the burka/hijab competition?

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JamesSD

Must be nice, living somewhere with enough water for inefficient car washes :P

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vincemichaels

Car washes are part and parcel of the American scene. I'll suppose they will dress the young ladies in buhka/hijab outer wear next.

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vincemichaels

Clubber, for SOBE, they'll just stand on the street corners attracting attention.

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goldmongerATL

@motorhead - those charity washes are big in Atlanta. Don't think for a minute those HS girls aren't into teasing guys. I stopped for one once and rolled down my window. A girl came over to ask if I wanted a car wash but in doing so stuck her head and shoulders inside the window with her boobs laying on the top of the door. Let's just say it was obvious the bikini top stopped covering what it was supposed to cover while she did that.

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Tiburon

why do they have a miss Teen USA anyway? Arent they a little too young to be shown off to the pimps and the perverts? Miss Teen USA: prescreening girls to become the next stripper and escort.

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Dougster

Interesting.

@txtittyfag: did you see this thread by vinceygirl?

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Dougster

Combine this thread with the one where vinceygirl says he would fuck any of stallone's daughers (incl the 14 y/o):

and vinceygirl is starting to seem rather creepy. Maybe not enough evidence to completely put him away, but this is worrying.

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Dougster

Super creepy!

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Dougster

I think we need some answers vinceygirl!

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Dougster

Starting to look like txtittyfag was right about vinceygirl.

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Dougster

Something really wrong with vinceygirl I tell you.

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Dougster

This is your vinceygirl TUSCL!

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Dougster

Looks like vm is one really sick fuck.

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Dougster

Creepy post, vm!

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Dougster

Da fuck is wrong with you, vincemichaels?

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Dougster

Creepy, creepy post

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Dougster

Yikes!

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Dougster

vinceygirl is seriously fucked in the head.

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Dougster

Lock him up! Lock him up!

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Dougster

Lol!

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rockstar666

The age of consent in Japan is 13, so I don't feel the least bit weird watching Babymetal videos!

In America, sexualizing underage girls is a big taboo as some have pointed out, but luckily the girls do it on their own anyway. A pretty girl in a bikini is still eye candy though, even if she's too young to fuck.

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Dougster

^^^ another pedo

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vincemichaels

Naah, dickbreath, I'll send the boys over to buttfuck your dumbass in jail. I'll be laughing outside your cell with the other guards. :)

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Dougster

Ew! He sure talks tough over the internet. At home though he just sits on the couch and flips around the channel hoping to find a teenage swimsuit competition. All that sitting around the couch is how he got diabetes in the first place!

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rockstar666

Ah Doug, you disappoint me.

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Dougster

Was about too say. Disappointing a pedo is so disappointing. Gee, sure hope he doesn't put me on ignore now. Because nothing could be worse than being put on ignore by a pedo.

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Lone_Wolf

Actually this might work out. Those swim suites were never hat flattering. Might be better to put them in yoga pants.

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vincemichaels

We all ignore you, Douchester. You are such an ass, it's hilarious. :)

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Dougster

Periodic remember that vinceymichaels is a pedo.

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Dougster

Lol!

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jester214

By definition a pedophile wouldn't be interested in the women in these competitions.

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Dougster

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

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Dougster

Wow, so jestie214 is a pedophile too. Looks like there are a boatload of them on this board!

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san_jose_guy

Vince, I think you should take this matter straight to the top. Write a letter to President Donald Trump. Now doubt he will agree with you. And if he can't come right out there to solve the problem, I'm sure he will send Andrew Puzder.

SJG

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Dougster

Something really wrong with that vinceygirl, I tell you.

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Dougster

Proof that vincemichaels is a pedophile.

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