Ranking Strip Club Cities/Areas

Never really been on the discussion boards much, so if there is already a thread on this, please direct me. I'd like to see people's lists of best strip club cities so when I am trying to figure out where to go, I can. (I saw someone asking about best areas for clubs west of the rockies, but I'd love to hear what people think of areas all over the country). I'd like to see your list of areas rated as a Tier one through Tier six based on (in any order) dancer quality, nudity level, mileage, alcohol, value, and facilities. A tier one area in my mind has clubs with hot girls, full nude, full bar, at least decent value, ultimate mileage, and comfortable clubs. South Florida is the only place I am aware of with this combination at a lot of clubs, but I wouldn't quibble if someone said Atlanta was Tier One because of Follies alone. Tampa would be Tier two because of no alcohol in the clubs. New Orleans would be Tier Three or Four because while it has hot women, decent mileage, and nice clubs with full bars, it is only topless and the value sucks. I'd say the same about Vegas. I've been to a couple of even worse spots, but unless there is a hidden gem in the backwoods somewhere, I think any non-major city (think Knoxville, Columbus, etc) are going to suck, so I am not really worried about those. Love to hear your thoughts guys.