Strippers in costume

 Good luck! I always enjoy reading your reviews...you have an interesting writing style.

Geez, sounds like my stomping grounds - the crappiest strip club city this side of Paris - Chicago.  Can't wait to see your report.  BTW, were you a novelist in a past life?  I laughed myself silly reading your reviews.  Keep up the good work!

GUYS:<br />
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Stand down....I was quite drunk on Friday night with the same guy that was to go with me on Halloween.&nbsp; We did not go to strip clubs on Friday nor Saturday.&nbsp; Two enormous problems arose on Saturday that caused me to scrap the mission:<br />
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First, HIS wife was super-pissed.&nbsp; I got him home the night before after 3 am, stinking of gin and Taco Bell vomit, with just a hint of eau de ingenue, as we &quot;danced&quot; with a couple of college girls at a bar that admits minors, so long as they don't drink.&nbsp; Both of our spur-of-the-moment dance partners had the MINOR wristbands, but got shitfaced sipping off of his gin and tonics and my Jameson and water.&nbsp; Good-natured grope-dancing, with a smattering of hanky-panky, ensued and her I-am-a-young-girl-and-therefore-wear-too-much cologne got on his clothes.&nbsp; So, my clubbing partner went to marital jail for the night and was ordered to pass out candy, wear the smiling face and behave--or else.<br />
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Second, I was nuclear hung-over ALL DAY Saturday, so going alone, and taking one for the Team--just so I could report back to YOU guys--truly seemed like a bad plan.&nbsp; Instead, I nursed my headache, ate popcorn and sat on my ass watching the World Series and two college football games on the tube.&nbsp; <br />
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Plain and simple, I wussed out.&nbsp; I feel so greenvegas about the whole thing.&nbsp; I apologize.<br />
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I will do better next time.<br />
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Your Obedient Servant,<br />
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BaddJack<br type="_moz" />