With all the LDK discussion lately, it got me thinking about my past experiences. When I was new to the LDK game I started going to a club consistent with providing lap dances to completion. It's the place that introduced me to LDKing, so I figured status quo would continue on my ensuing visit.
This certain visit I was really hard and she was giving me the knee to the groin. Halfway into song two I didn't want to wait any longer and shot a good load in my wool dress pants for work. Since there was some time left the dancer continued and felt a little seepage through my pants and literally freaked out! She says, "That's what condoms are for" while wiping herself off on my shirt. She also demanded that j give her more money. Now since this was when I was younger I obliged but only gave her an extra $5 tip, now a days I give $10 tip without them asking because they don't freak out usually and we both leave smiling.
Do any of you have similar stories of strippers getting upset? If so do you think I should have the stripper stop dancing when I finish LDK ing? I'm wondering if I'm not exercising proper strip club etiquette? Thanks in advance!


Once got one pissed off from an explosive HJ. We were in a semi private lap dance room. she had it whipped out and was working her charms. She was wearing a sheer veil cape like thing that she was using to block others from staring at us. Well the dam burst sending splooge a good 3 feet. It smacked her fancy cape. It was new and she didn't expect that to happen. She rushed out of there to the dressing room.