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OT: Shakespere said: "The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers."

warhawks
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Crazy Town USA

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Discuss amongst yourselves. lol.

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JohnSmith69

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motorhead

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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motorhead

What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand

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motorhead

What's the difference between a porcupine and.a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside

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jackslash

Q. What's the difference between a skunk run over on the highway and a lawyer run over on the highway? A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q. Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A. Cats keep trying to bury them.

Q. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A. Cut the rope.

Q. What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? A. The vulture doesn't get frequent flyer miles.

Q. Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A. New Jersey had first choice.

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