Club Couches

13 comments

• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  ABsolutely. Also, I'd provide free hazmat suits that would be required to wear if you wanted to sit on that couch
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  What are you talking about? Juice has 2 in his living room. He says he likes the smell they give off. I'm going over to his apartment to help install a stripper pole this weekend. We talked his landlord into it by telling him it's a "renovation" that will reinforce the ceiling. I'm also working on a disco ball but I'm not that great at electrical work. Juice just has to drink 8 more Four Lokos and his floor to ceiling wall of empty Four Loko cans will be complete. I can't wait to see the shimmer of the disco ball reflect off all those shiny Four Loko cans!!!
• just_the_nuts

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  8 years ago

  Lmfao
• just_the_nuts

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  8 years ago

  I provide club coaching services and seminars. My latest best seller is called "Low Impact Clubbing" it's about the health benefits of air dances
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  I'm sure those couches look very different in the sunlight!
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  ^ you mean black light - it would look like splatter paint!!!
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO SJG
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Those couches would absolutely GLOW under black light. There's so much DNA on them that CSI would build a permenant structure next to it to house all the techs investigating it.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Tuscl Star Labs
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  They would be amazed at how much chicken DNA they find on Juice's couch
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  "There's so much DNA on them that CSI would build a permenant structure next to it to house all the techs investigating it." Ahh this must be the semen from someone who lives in a van down by the river since it has some musty characteristics.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  Shailynn - true - a black light would make them look like several hundred maps of Hawaii! They would probably look pretty awful in the sun light too. Probably less evidence in the sun - but still pretty bad!
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  I would pass.