Ho was taken into custody in Atlanta

A dirty ho!

His brother Ho Lee Fook got away

Damn - I know his sister "Ho Me Luv Yu Lon Tym"

What was the price of tea in China?

He actually has twin sisters.

Fook yu and Fook mi.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wong's that a person might Wing the Wong number....