What would you do if the roles were reversed and you were the stripper and not the customer? What would you do with all the money you made? Would you do extras? What do you think would be your best feature/money seller?
^^^that's called real life. IRL guys are the strippers we get paid in sex. Do some if us comprise who we have sex with just to get sex, umm hell yes (to me that's akin to sweet talking the fat guy). Do we do extras, I have been the chump many a times spending and doing more than I should to get some ass.
So if the roles were reversed a lot of us would would definitely be doing extras.
I'd like to say I'd be smart with my money and invest, either in myself or the more traditional sense. Either way, I'd be looking for a way out. Not that I think there is anything wrong with stripping, I guess I'm just looking forward to not "having" to work anymore.
Would I do extras, almost certainly. I'm under no illusions that remarkably attractive, but again I'd like to think if my job revolved around my looks I'd have the discipline to be in better shape. Given that, I think I'd be able to be bit selective. I'd have zero problem sleeping with women for money, but physically I don't think my dick would work for some of the women who I could picture paying for dick. So, I guess even if I wasn't able to I might have to be. I've never used anything to help in that department though, so maybe I'd just have to build viagra into my stripping expenses.
My best feature? Nothing. It's more of an absence of problem areas. I guess that makes me a boy next door type; Ulgy old rich broads like that, right? Its probably best the roles aren't reversed, for both sides.
What would you do if the roles were reversed and you were the stripper and not the customer?
What would you do with all the money you made?
Clothes, better car, throw some $ at my house.
Would you do extras?
Yes. The thinking is the same, I meet a hot young unobtainable thing I never saw before that I want, so I ignore OTC civie dating rules and go for it. I meet a not too smelly pot of $ that I want, so I ignore OTC civie dating and go for it. I've rejected extras and FS before from dancers who were too smelling/dirty/whoreish, so I'd reject customers for extras if they look homeless.
What do you think would be your best feature/money seller?
First, I'm going to assume this means I'd be a male dancer, dancing for women only. In that scenario, I'd likely quit or be fired on the first day.
I'd quit because I probably couldn't deal with women saying rude things to me. I'd be fired because I would refuse to dance for a lot of customers or would give them air dances only and then tell them off if they started touching me. Basically, I'd be like that stripper that everybody hates probably. Ha ha.
If I somehow managed to not quit or get fired, I would try not to do any extras at first. I would wait for a good looking rich woman to come along and try to pay me for OTC. I would tell her I never do that, until she kept offering me more and more. Finally, when the price got high enough, I'd be her boy toy.
If my plan to lure a rich female failed, then I might start doing extras with only the hottest women who came in, if I liked their personality too.
A very funny question! I also have long thought about these sorts of matters, and why things are as they are, and if perhaps they could be different.
First of all women and men are thrown into different types of roles, as it pertains to what they do and where their money comes from.
I for one would not want to be a sex worker, mostly because that would mean that I would have to service all the women who applied for it. I would not want to be doing that. I like to interact with women on the basis of my own sexual attraction to them. I like to pick them. And also, I would not want to be getting money that way. I believe that I am more than just looks and sex. I have worked my whole life to build up intellect and skills, and this is only accelerating and expanding today.
So far, women are not really encouraged to do this. Even amongst women holding graduate degrees and getting nice pay checks, it is still often questionable how far they have moved beyond traditional roles. But women are still usually the social glue which makes everything work.
Then also, as Comrade Engels has shown us, this Marriage-Prostitution System which exists today is the result of the destruction of matrilineal society, a result of the diminishment of women's roles, and the rise of the Patriarchal Family.
Because of international women's month, the following was out on display. Take a look at the table of contents. I'm sure this book will prove interesting.
http://www.amazon.com/Womans-Evolution-M…
So the marriage-prostitution system does not promote sex, it restricts it. To play it the other way, promoting sex, one has to play the two sides off against each other. And then somewhere in this interplay you'll get the best you can given the present state of affairs. And you can see here that the most heads up people on TUSCL are those very few who get beyond the strict P4P envelope. They go more with the Eurpoean styled mistress system. They keep their women on retainer. They're playing the two poles of the marriage-prostitution system off against each other.
So while I do not which to recreate matrilineal society. What I would like to see is are more bonobo like situations, where the sex flows freely and easily. I believe that in limited social realms that this can be set up. There are examples of this, and I am working on this now.
But if you want to ask what I think about 'extras' and sex work and sex workers. My real concern about it is just, how good of a job are they doing? I think this is the most important question to ask. The quality can run from sublime, to only increasing the level of frustration and desperation in our world.
Where I live the strip clubs are no touching. And I have no problem with this. I see it as a necessary accommodation to the law and the feelings of the community and the women who work there.
But if you want to go beyond this and make a strip club which is based on fulfillment instead of fantasy, okay. So long as it is all between consenting adults, that could be great.
At its best, such a strip club would combine the higher looks and dolling up standards of Strip Clubs, with the pricing and nice back room accommodations of AMPs.
Okay, but strip clubs also have the potential to offer something else, freeform non-committal fraternization. And nothing more influences how good the back room experience can be, than how the selection process works.
The selection process is always seriously compromised in AMPs and Line Up Brothels. And of course it is gone completely with AAMPs and Escort Services, even though the women there have usually learned to do good GFE anyway.
But a really good fulfillment oriented strip club, like the TJ Hong Kong Bar is designed to encourage a really good selection process, front room GFE. And then from that it goes to really nice accommodations for sessions of as much time as you want.
Then also as they pretty much run around the clock, the girls will usually be ready for lengthy sessions which include some sleeping time. They have to sleep somewhere sometime, so why not with a nice customer. No sense in having pretty girls sleeping alone. And they aren't losing any income opportunities by doing this, because they will always be able to make more money off of more customers because of the around the clock operation and the international tourists who come into the airport and are not even interested in adopting to local time.
Okay, but this trashes the girl's personal lives, because the outside world runs on the solar clock, not on the lunar calendar. So an improvement would be a residential brothel run by a religious order. Maybe someday they can have that. Women would live with their children as they did in ancient world brothels, and they would have their own schools, and the women themselves would run it.
Now here in San Jose we have had various cycles of underground strip clubs in Mexican Bars. They go way beyond the rules the local advertised clubs have to adhere to. But it still is nothing like TJ's Hong Kong Bar. But as I found first hand, the local women who work in that circuit think very much the same way as the do in the TJ Hong Kong Bar. What they gravitate to is phenomenal GFE encounters. They don't need much inducement to steer it that way either. Even in the way they look at you they let you know this. And these girls are beloved. When not dancing in this circuit, they are busy in their homes giving one guy after another truly life changing sessions.
So you ask me about 'extras'. Well I don't even go along with that concept. It means treating a girl like a vending machine, asking her to perform a basically mechanical service, for a fee, and with ejaculation being the goal.
This is never a good way to approach sex.
And then with the girls "selling dances" in such environments, I see going for that as a chump's move. Guys spending lots of money, mostly just to exacerbate their own sexual frustration.
So what I want to see is escort grade GFE-FS, with long sessions and overnighters ( toda la noche ) being available. And then beyond this, I want to build social realms where there is long term partnership between men and women, and the Marriage-Prostitution system is dismantled.
My answer is unisex (I'm imagining I'm a male dancer rather than a female dance but I think the answer for me works out the same either way).
--> "What would you do if the roles were reversed and you were the stripper and not the customer?" -->
I'd start out working 1-2 days per week, ideally Friday and Saturday evenings or swing shift (2-10 or 4-10). I'd try to move to a town were dancing is really profitable if I can't earn in my current area. I'd dance and try to mainly sell VIP/CR in blocks of time. I wouldn't care about the gender of the custy but I'd probably be dancing for men mostly in either case. I'd eventually move up to 4 days a week with 1 week off a month and 2 months off each year. As I pass 30 yo (if I'm still in the industry) I'm back down to 1-2 days per week, probably with 48 hours between shifts to recuperate (knees, back, ankles, etc.).
I'd probably be a dietary and fitness nut, too. I'd only drink water, orange juice, or V-8 ITC. I would try to *not* have regulars, since they'd eventually want extras or OTC p4p, more likely.
I'd sell $700/hr rooms, and air dance or low contact, if I could, and high contact lap dances if I had to for Chili Palmer types who come in the club with stacks of twenties. The custies would love it because I'm hot and could pull of chemistry with a bare wall.
--> "What would you do with all the money you made?" -->
Bank it. I would splurge now and again. I'd take time off (1 week a month and 2 months a year) assuming I'd have savings to ride me. I'd have my emergency fund in 12 CDs at the bank. Each CD would be a 12 month CD, staggered, with each CD maturing every month. So to tap the emergency money, I would just cash out the CD for that month and not renew it.
If this were some science fiction story, and my birthdate was not reset (dancing at 18 yo in '95), allowing me to game the stock market, I would just buy AAPL stock, like this (link: http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=aapl+… )
Otherwise I would buy Fidelity Vanguard funds or something normal & safe like that.
I would probably fucking horde the cash and invest it, knowing exactly to what degree of groping and molestation I had to endure to earn every single twenty dollars I earned.
--> "Would you do extras?" --> "
This is the equation from hell, isn't it? "Twice as much money for ten times as much sex" (to paraphrase Howard Stern). I would try to say no, really I would. I know my current SO would have a problem if I did ITC extras or OTC p4p. This is hard to answer until one is thrust into that scenario. This is what rickdugan's system is built on.
If one says, yes, then the compromise to me would be to set an end date, where I stop and exit the industry with a pile of money savings to invest. My SO would likely understand it if there was a plan and an end date to exit the industry. Although let's be real, if I'm slinging extras or p4p, I'm probably single and dateless. Nobody loves a prostitute. :(
If one says no, then I would have to work that much harder to sell dances and rooms and it would take more years to amass the same savings stockpile. I could live with that.
--> "What do you think would be your best feature/money seller?" -->
I'd give a good dance; have good customer rapport and chemistry, giving him or her what he or she thinks he or she wants. I'd make them feel good, since that's often what people remember and it makes a lasting impression. Give him or her as much dance and rapport as I can within my bounds, the clubs bounds, and the law. Ethically and morally, I'd give the same mileage to customers that my current fave gives to me for bigger spenders (Dispater 007 and numerically higher). Else, I'd be a hypocrite.
After having a rocking body, cosmetically enhanced, of course ;) , long hair, and a neatly trimmed beard, I'd focus on customer service. (1) I'd say hello to everyone, in the club, welcome them, and (2) for regulars, remember and acknowledge names. This is a constant TUSCL/SW debate. But not acknowledging people (new or regulars) is patently stupid. Yet, dancers do it all of the time. Another TUSCL/SW debate is dancers don't need to talk to (clothed convo) all customers, but dancers should at least take 20 seconds to welcome each customer and perform introductions. Dancers in the '90s used to do this. I hardly ever see them do it these days. I don't understand why. I'd also bank on kissing, since apparently SW dancers won't do it but custies all want it. And yes, rickdugan, I'd totally do dude on dude kissing, if I were a male dancer. I'd bank. But in words of Hammurabi, that's where I'd draw the line in the sand.
Assuming phoenix meant we as male strippers were dancing then i'd be a whore just like mrs sea says I am. I'd be working out more than I am now and I would be Magic Mike or BDR.
If phoenix is saying a total reversal and we were the female strippers now then I'd be one of those non-extras kinda gals hustling as much as poss ITC. Men are pigs and 90% of the men we see are NOT attractive in any way. Men only think with their dicks and what or who they can get to do things with their dick. Then out of the remaining 10% who are attractive probably a good 75% of them are still unattractive because they have that "bitch, i'm gonna fuck you good" attitude which is the completely wrong mindset and most likely wouldn't be that "good" anyway.
-->"What would you do if the roles were reversed and you were the stripper and not the customer? "
First, I'd run the fuck out and get myself a sweet ensem, what for to make the ladies swoon:
- Clear Nikes
- Death's Head buttplug
- Sweats with "Love Peen" written vertically along the fly (for walking to and from club)
- 1 case of spray tan
- x-large bottle of Victoria Secret Vanilla Wonderland (bitches love vanilla)
Well, if I wanted to make money dancing I'd have to lose about 30 pounds.
I'd totally be an extras dude. I'd suck tits and finger almost anyone who was paying. It would be fun to make PL (Pathetic Ladies) LDQ (Lap Dance Queen). I'd be more selective who I went down on. As for FS, I'd definitely want to wear condoms and would be somewhat choosy.
I don't think I would do OTC except with the right kinda girls for the right kind of price.
Best features? My winning personality, my butt (when I'm in shape) and my dick.
@shai. Is the $20 retro? I haven't set aside 5 minutes to read this one.
Anyway, I'd be a ITC guy for the most part. I'd give whatever extras a woman considers from a male stripper in the club. I'd have constant hustle, because anything about instant/today money gets me going.
I know I'd eventually do OTC with a female customer but it would be a select few and I'd probably be the one initiating it. I'd charge for OTC, because I do believe a customer who gets OTC at a decent price will cutback on being in the club. If the sex is great, it would be some free OTC on random as long as she bought the room. Only the ones I could trust that were truly single though would be privileged to OTC. Don't need any husband/boyfriend drama.
@SJG. TUSCL needs a new tier for you. Probably call it authorship because you've probably beat any three TUSCLers on words typed alone.
Not sure the thought process on this. If I was a male stripper for women then I'd be flexing my biceps and offering extras if the customers were somewhat attractive. A male stripper for men= no way I'd do it to begin with. If I was a female then I would definitely be a rich stripper cause I'd skip the crazy wasteful habits like drugs and bank the money. For extras I'd consider it if I was attracted to and liked their personality but again there would certainly be $ involved. I have thought (and told some of my fav strippers
) that if I was born a woman then I would be a stripper and a rich one at that.
Actually there was one time I was thinking about dancing for a girl. She was someone from our underground Mexican table dancing circuit. But I was going to do it as a parody of the ways the girls do it, including parodying the ways they talk to guys and try to get money out of them and try to set up OTC.
This would only work if you are doing it for a dancer. A girl without such experiences wouldn't understand.
And doing it for a dancer, I think you would need to know her well so that you know what lines of parody you should not cross.
Ha, LDK82 I read your posts and I can tell that that is what you really want. When you go to the strip clubs what you'd really like is to tell the girls to just have a seat, as you take to the stage. And then if they want to hand you $1 bills for fondling either way, that will be just fine with you.
Problem with that is, that is a very hard way to earn a living, men dancing for women. Women just don't go for passing out money like that.
I forgot to mention that in my post above, where I was thinking about dancing for a girl in my own home, that girl being from the underground Mexican Bar circuit, that I was going to make sure that she had a big pile of monopoly money. Small bills on top, larger bills on the bottom.
So mostly what I would do would be some posing, nuzzling, and fondling, and getting that fake money from her one bill at a time. It would also be a parody of how she and the other women in that circuit do it, and of how they get the money. Then in the end I'd just pull her down onto the carpeted floor and proceed.
But to dance for women in real life, and with real money, and trying to earn a living, people who do that say that it is very hard.
But I know that you'd be as good at it as anyone could be.
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So if the roles were reversed a lot of us would would definitely be doing extras.
I'd start my stage set out nude - and then I'd wait for the customers to pay me to get dressed...
Sadly - I doubt there would be anyone taking me up on my extras! I'd be that stripper they pay to go away.
Would I do extras, almost certainly. I'm under no illusions that remarkably attractive, but again I'd like to think if my job revolved around my looks I'd have the discipline to be in better shape. Given that, I think I'd be able to be bit selective. I'd have zero problem sleeping with women for money, but physically I don't think my dick would work for some of the women who I could picture paying for dick. So, I guess even if I wasn't able to I might have to be. I've never used anything to help in that department though, so maybe I'd just have to build viagra into my stripping expenses.
My best feature? Nothing. It's more of an absence of problem areas. I guess that makes me a boy next door type; Ulgy old rich broads like that, right? Its probably best the roles aren't reversed, for both sides.
What would you do with all the money you made?
Clothes, better car, throw some $ at my house.
Would you do extras?
Yes. The thinking is the same, I meet a hot young unobtainable thing I never saw before that I want, so I ignore OTC civie dating rules and go for it. I meet a not too smelly pot of $ that I want, so I ignore OTC civie dating and go for it. I've rejected extras and FS before from dancers who were too smelling/dirty/whoreish, so I'd reject customers for extras if they look homeless.
What do you think would be your best feature/money seller?
No idea, Im a man.
I'd quit because I probably couldn't deal with women saying rude things to me. I'd be fired because I would refuse to dance for a lot of customers or would give them air dances only and then tell them off if they started touching me. Basically, I'd be like that stripper that everybody hates probably. Ha ha.
If I somehow managed to not quit or get fired, I would try not to do any extras at first. I would wait for a good looking rich woman to come along and try to pay me for OTC. I would tell her I never do that, until she kept offering me more and more. Finally, when the price got high enough, I'd be her boy toy.
If my plan to lure a rich female failed, then I might start doing extras with only the hottest women who came in, if I liked their personality too.
Damn, I can't believe I'd be an extras dancer.
First of all women and men are thrown into different types of roles, as it pertains to what they do and where their money comes from.
I for one would not want to be a sex worker, mostly because that would mean that I would have to service all the women who applied for it. I would not want to be doing that. I like to interact with women on the basis of my own sexual attraction to them. I like to pick them. And also, I would not want to be getting money that way. I believe that I am more than just looks and sex. I have worked my whole life to build up intellect and skills, and this is only accelerating and expanding today.
So far, women are not really encouraged to do this. Even amongst women holding graduate degrees and getting nice pay checks, it is still often questionable how far they have moved beyond traditional roles. But women are still usually the social glue which makes everything work.
Then also, as Comrade Engels has shown us, this Marriage-Prostitution System which exists today is the result of the destruction of matrilineal society, a result of the diminishment of women's roles, and the rise of the Patriarchal Family.
Because of international women's month, the following was out on display. Take a look at the table of contents. I'm sure this book will prove interesting.
http://www.amazon.com/Womans-Evolution-M…
So the marriage-prostitution system does not promote sex, it restricts it. To play it the other way, promoting sex, one has to play the two sides off against each other. And then somewhere in this interplay you'll get the best you can given the present state of affairs. And you can see here that the most heads up people on TUSCL are those very few who get beyond the strict P4P envelope. They go more with the Eurpoean styled mistress system. They keep their women on retainer. They're playing the two poles of the marriage-prostitution system off against each other.
So while I do not which to recreate matrilineal society. What I would like to see is are more bonobo like situations, where the sex flows freely and easily. I believe that in limited social realms that this can be set up. There are examples of this, and I am working on this now.
But if you want to ask what I think about 'extras' and sex work and sex workers. My real concern about it is just, how good of a job are they doing? I think this is the most important question to ask. The quality can run from sublime, to only increasing the level of frustration and desperation in our world.
Where I live the strip clubs are no touching. And I have no problem with this. I see it as a necessary accommodation to the law and the feelings of the community and the women who work there.
But if you want to go beyond this and make a strip club which is based on fulfillment instead of fantasy, okay. So long as it is all between consenting adults, that could be great.
And I believe that in places like Tijuana's Hong Kong Bar that we have something like that. Dr. F.'s awesome account:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
At its best, such a strip club would combine the higher looks and dolling up standards of Strip Clubs, with the pricing and nice back room accommodations of AMPs.
Okay, but strip clubs also have the potential to offer something else, freeform non-committal fraternization. And nothing more influences how good the back room experience can be, than how the selection process works.
The selection process is always seriously compromised in AMPs and Line Up Brothels. And of course it is gone completely with AAMPs and Escort Services, even though the women there have usually learned to do good GFE anyway.
But a really good fulfillment oriented strip club, like the TJ Hong Kong Bar is designed to encourage a really good selection process, front room GFE. And then from that it goes to really nice accommodations for sessions of as much time as you want.
http://hotelcascadas.com.mx/rooms/jacuzz…
Then also as they pretty much run around the clock, the girls will usually be ready for lengthy sessions which include some sleeping time. They have to sleep somewhere sometime, so why not with a nice customer. No sense in having pretty girls sleeping alone. And they aren't losing any income opportunities by doing this, because they will always be able to make more money off of more customers because of the around the clock operation and the international tourists who come into the airport and are not even interested in adopting to local time.
Okay, but this trashes the girl's personal lives, because the outside world runs on the solar clock, not on the lunar calendar. So an improvement would be a residential brothel run by a religious order. Maybe someday they can have that. Women would live with their children as they did in ancient world brothels, and they would have their own schools, and the women themselves would run it.
Now here in San Jose we have had various cycles of underground strip clubs in Mexican Bars. They go way beyond the rules the local advertised clubs have to adhere to. But it still is nothing like TJ's Hong Kong Bar. But as I found first hand, the local women who work in that circuit think very much the same way as the do in the TJ Hong Kong Bar. What they gravitate to is phenomenal GFE encounters. They don't need much inducement to steer it that way either. Even in the way they look at you they let you know this. And these girls are beloved. When not dancing in this circuit, they are busy in their homes giving one guy after another truly life changing sessions.
So you ask me about 'extras'. Well I don't even go along with that concept. It means treating a girl like a vending machine, asking her to perform a basically mechanical service, for a fee, and with ejaculation being the goal.
This is never a good way to approach sex.
And then with the girls "selling dances" in such environments, I see going for that as a chump's move. Guys spending lots of money, mostly just to exacerbate their own sexual frustration.
So what I want to see is escort grade GFE-FS, with long sessions and overnighters ( toda la noche ) being available. And then beyond this, I want to build social realms where there is long term partnership between men and women, and the Marriage-Prostitution system is dismantled.
SJG
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"Oh I would be such a dirty whore"
I agree - I think I'd bang every hot woman that came into the club
SJG
--> "What would you do if the roles were reversed and you were the stripper and not the customer?" -->
I'd start out working 1-2 days per week, ideally Friday and Saturday evenings or swing shift (2-10 or 4-10). I'd try to move to a town were dancing is really profitable if I can't earn in my current area. I'd dance and try to mainly sell VIP/CR in blocks of time. I wouldn't care about the gender of the custy but I'd probably be dancing for men mostly in either case. I'd eventually move up to 4 days a week with 1 week off a month and 2 months off each year. As I pass 30 yo (if I'm still in the industry) I'm back down to 1-2 days per week, probably with 48 hours between shifts to recuperate (knees, back, ankles, etc.).
I'd probably be a dietary and fitness nut, too. I'd only drink water, orange juice, or V-8 ITC. I would try to *not* have regulars, since they'd eventually want extras or OTC p4p, more likely.
I'd sell $700/hr rooms, and air dance or low contact, if I could, and high contact lap dances if I had to for Chili Palmer types who come in the club with stacks of twenties. The custies would love it because I'm hot and could pull of chemistry with a bare wall.
--> "What would you do with all the money you made?" -->
Bank it. I would splurge now and again. I'd take time off (1 week a month and 2 months a year) assuming I'd have savings to ride me. I'd have my emergency fund in 12 CDs at the bank. Each CD would be a 12 month CD, staggered, with each CD maturing every month. So to tap the emergency money, I would just cash out the CD for that month and not renew it.
If this were some science fiction story, and my birthdate was not reset (dancing at 18 yo in '95), allowing me to game the stock market, I would just buy AAPL stock, like this (link: http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=aapl+… )
Otherwise I would buy Fidelity Vanguard funds or something normal & safe like that.
I would probably fucking horde the cash and invest it, knowing exactly to what degree of groping and molestation I had to endure to earn every single twenty dollars I earned.
--> "Would you do extras?" --> "
This is the equation from hell, isn't it? "Twice as much money for ten times as much sex" (to paraphrase Howard Stern). I would try to say no, really I would. I know my current SO would have a problem if I did ITC extras or OTC p4p. This is hard to answer until one is thrust into that scenario. This is what rickdugan's system is built on.
If one says, yes, then the compromise to me would be to set an end date, where I stop and exit the industry with a pile of money savings to invest. My SO would likely understand it if there was a plan and an end date to exit the industry. Although let's be real, if I'm slinging extras or p4p, I'm probably single and dateless. Nobody loves a prostitute. :(
If one says no, then I would have to work that much harder to sell dances and rooms and it would take more years to amass the same savings stockpile. I could live with that.
--> "What do you think would be your best feature/money seller?" -->
I'd give a good dance; have good customer rapport and chemistry, giving him or her what he or she thinks he or she wants. I'd make them feel good, since that's often what people remember and it makes a lasting impression. Give him or her as much dance and rapport as I can within my bounds, the clubs bounds, and the law. Ethically and morally, I'd give the same mileage to customers that my current fave gives to me for bigger spenders (Dispater 007 and numerically higher). Else, I'd be a hypocrite.
For those not familiar with ASSC (USENET alt.sex.strip-clubs) or Zbone, here you go:
(link: http://archive.zbone.com/zone/dispater.h… )
After having a rocking body, cosmetically enhanced, of course ;) , long hair, and a neatly trimmed beard, I'd focus on customer service. (1) I'd say hello to everyone, in the club, welcome them, and (2) for regulars, remember and acknowledge names. This is a constant TUSCL/SW debate. But not acknowledging people (new or regulars) is patently stupid. Yet, dancers do it all of the time. Another TUSCL/SW debate is dancers don't need to talk to (clothed convo) all customers, but dancers should at least take 20 seconds to welcome each customer and perform introductions. Dancers in the '90s used to do this. I hardly ever see them do it these days. I don't understand why. I'd also bank on kissing, since apparently SW dancers won't do it but custies all want it. And yes, rickdugan, I'd totally do dude on dude kissing, if I were a male dancer. I'd bank. But in words of Hammurabi, that's where I'd draw the line in the sand.
This is a fun thought experiment!
When do I start? ;)
Dominic
Guess I'm already out $20.
Assuming phoenix meant we as male strippers were dancing then i'd be a whore just like mrs sea says I am. I'd be working out more than I am now and I would be Magic Mike or BDR.
If phoenix is saying a total reversal and we were the female strippers now then I'd be one of those non-extras kinda gals hustling as much as poss ITC. Men are pigs and 90% of the men we see are NOT attractive in any way. Men only think with their dicks and what or who they can get to do things with their dick. Then out of the remaining 10% who are attractive probably a good 75% of them are still unattractive because they have that "bitch, i'm gonna fuck you good" attitude which is the completely wrong mindset and most likely wouldn't be that "good" anyway.
First, I'd run the fuck out and get myself a sweet ensem, what for to make the ladies swoon:
- Clear Nikes
- Death's Head buttplug
- Sweats with "Love Peen" written vertically along the fly (for walking to and from club)
- 1 case of spray tan
- x-large bottle of Victoria Secret Vanilla Wonderland (bitches love vanilla)
-Use superior SS
-Buy Real Estate
I'd totally be an extras dude. I'd suck tits and finger almost anyone who was paying. It would be fun to make PL (Pathetic Ladies) LDQ (Lap Dance Queen). I'd be more selective who I went down on. As for FS, I'd definitely want to wear condoms and would be somewhat choosy.
I don't think I would do OTC except with the right kinda girls for the right kind of price.
Best features? My winning personality, my butt (when I'm in shape) and my dick.
Anyway, I'd be a ITC guy for the most part. I'd give whatever extras a woman considers from a male stripper in the club. I'd have constant hustle, because anything about instant/today money gets me going.
I know I'd eventually do OTC with a female customer but it would be a select few and I'd probably be the one initiating it. I'd charge for OTC, because I do believe a customer who gets OTC at a decent price will cutback on being in the club. If the sex is great, it would be some free OTC on random as long as she bought the room. Only the ones I could trust that were truly single though would be privileged to OTC. Don't need any husband/boyfriend drama.
@SJG. TUSCL needs a new tier for you. Probably call it authorship because you've probably beat any three TUSCLers on words typed alone.
) that if I was born a woman then I would be a stripper and a rich one at that.
This would only work if you are doing it for a dancer. A girl without such experiences wouldn't understand.
And doing it for a dancer, I think you would need to know her well so that you know what lines of parody you should not cross.
SJG
Problem with that is, that is a very hard way to earn a living, men dancing for women. Women just don't go for passing out money like that.
I forgot to mention that in my post above, where I was thinking about dancing for a girl in my own home, that girl being from the underground Mexican Bar circuit, that I was going to make sure that she had a big pile of monopoly money. Small bills on top, larger bills on the bottom.
So mostly what I would do would be some posing, nuzzling, and fondling, and getting that fake money from her one bill at a time. It would also be a parody of how she and the other women in that circuit do it, and of how they get the money. Then in the end I'd just pull her down onto the carpeted floor and proceed.
But to dance for women in real life, and with real money, and trying to earn a living, people who do that say that it is very hard.
But I know that you'd be as good at it as anyone could be.
SJG
extremely interesting organ concert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgU6zHT…