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Top pick-up lines John Smith uses...

Let’s adjourn to the bedroom. I’m going to sue the pants off you. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness? Girl, you’re testi-fine. Nice rebuttal. I need someone to look through these briefs. You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order. The prosecution can rest … at my place tonight. Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me? Just be who you are. I’m not the one to judge. What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me? Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours. -

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gawker

Those are good lines. Almost as good as a stack of Benjamin's.

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Cashman1234

Nice! I know a stack of cash works just as nicely as all of those great lines!

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