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0 to 200 in under 6 seconds

mikeya02

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

A man forgot his wife's anniversary. She was pissed. "I better find something that goes 0 to 200 under 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow or else", she said. "All right, all right, quit your nagging" the man said. The wife woke up the next morning and spotted a gift wrapped package in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she went outside and opened it. It was a scale

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Bigtallbonerboy
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My car goes 205 mph before the governer shuts it off.

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crazyjoe
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Lol mikeya...keep them comming

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Lone_Wolf
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Good one

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rh48hr
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Nice!

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ATACdawg
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Or, how to commit suicide without even realizing ity, lol.

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