Remember when old ads were sexist?

Here's another,.....geez, we were only kids

Funny story.I grew up in the 60's and 70's.Had a friend who bought comic books on a daily basis.Fast forward to the late 80's,kids moved out,parents died.I was hired to clean out the house and get it market ready.There were 12,000 comic books in the garage.I made a killing.And yes,I purchased Sea Monkeys.

What is sexist about these ads?

"And yes,I purchased Sea Monkeys."

Sea monkeys = brilliant brine shrimpy fun! :)

Do you still keep them as pets?

Remember the Johnson Smith catalogs? I bought so much shit from then as a 10-12 year old. They had really cool stuff!

Don't make fun of those ads! Just wait until I finish my Charles Atlas Dynamic Tension book, and I'll kick sand all over your 97-pound weakling ass! What, you say I can't just read the book?

That would explain why it's taken fifty years....