Collecting Memorabilia when you travel

I collect bedpost notches.

That's always been a bit of a mystery to me. Where exactly would it be okay to wear or display them? Certainly couldn't to work, the gym, while out a shopping, while on a business trip, on a date. Even on a night out with the boys? About the only place you could wear them is if you were driving between clubs and making not stops along the way.

I think I have a boob painted tshirt somewhere. Where can I wear this? No where. Maybe one day someone will want to buy it from me. I could claim it was from a famous porn star or something. I thought about doing some painting myself. I think I can paint as good as some of those paintings that sold for millions of dollars. I don't know what some guys see in it.

Juice, how many strip club sun visors and beer coozies do you have?