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Rocky vs Rambo

Jun 22, 2015, 1:44 PM
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mikeya02

Who would win in a bar fight? They each have their strengths. No bottles, chairs, cue sticks, etc.......

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motorhead

Rambo would kick Rocky's butt. Not even close.

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mikeya02

^^^ well Rocky does have the ability to take a beating and keep on ticking

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crsm27

mikey... my thoughts exactly....LOL

Rambo can take a bullet but Rocky can take brain damage.....LOL

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seaboardrr

But Rambo can get beat and tortured by the Viet Cong until he's a bloody mess. After he's had enough and actually gets pissed THEN he kills them all, burns down the whole jungle and walks out to go home. After a prolonged bar fight Rambo would finally get pissed enough to kill Rocky with some weird pool cue, beer mug, ashtray combo, burn the place down and take all the strippers back to his place so they could clean him up as he just sat there shaking his head repeatedly saying "Yeah"

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rh48hr

But Rocky "is made of iron" (in my bad Ivan Drago voice) lol

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rockstar666

Rambo wouldn't stand a chance against a trained fighter. It's like a Corvette against a purpose built race car with equal horsepower. The Vette would be smoked.

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DoctorPhil

trained fighter vs. trained killer. yeah, ok

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farmerart

Toughest guy I ever met was ex-SAS.

He would have eaten both of these comic heroes without breaking a sweat.

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jester214

No contest, Rambo.

In a boxing match with rules, obviously Rocky.

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Clubber

crsm,

It isn't brain damage, rather Dain Bramage.

youtube.com 1:55 minute mark

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rockstar666

Phil, you're right if weapons were involved. I was imagining a fistfight. The OP needs to be more specific! LOL

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rockstar666

Ah, he implied no weapons...so Rocky would crush him. You have no idea the skills of a pro boxer vs. just a marine who can fight. I might as well race Mario Andretti in go-karts. I'm reall good but he'd smoke me even at his age.

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lopaw

I'm going with Judge Dredd.

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DoctorPhil

Rambo was a battle hardened Army Special Forces soldier trained in the deadly arts of hand to hand combat not just a marine who can fight. besides highly trained professional fighters are highly over rated:

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lol. a little girl. how funny is that

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rockstar666

LOL okay. Next time you meet a pro fighter in a bar, go pick a fight and see what happens.

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mikeya02

^^^ lol I forgot about him

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DoctorPhil

no problem. i happen to be dating ms. kiah kuzan

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rockstar666

The CHARACTER of Rambo was a badass...but Rocky won the championship at least once or twice...he's going to kick any civi's ass in a fight. The only non-pro who could beat him is Kwai Chang Caine.

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DoctorPhil

Rocky was such a pussy he could have passed for a Canadian

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rattdog

the winner of the rocky vs rambo match has to next take on john spartan.

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