Best Clubs in CHICAGO Area

You High-Mileaged Frequent Flyers should realize that Chicago area clubs offer a wide spectrum of clubs from Peep Shows and Lingerie Bars to up-scale Gentlemen's Clubs designed to rip off the expense accounts of travelling businessmen. Located near O'Hare are Heavenly Bodies, All-Stars and SCORES. However, IMHO, the Lingerie Bars like CARL's BOBBY's and ONE STEP BEYOND offer a better value if you want high grindage and lots of liquor and little to no Bullshit. I personally like the diversity of dancers in some of the South Suburban Clubs. Have you found CHICAGO clubs to be less than or better than average in your travels to the Windy City?