Q: Why is it a bad idea to try and pick up women at laundromats?
A: Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer she probably doesn't make enough money to support you.
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Joke
Jan 4, 2005, 6:59 PM
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Personally I've seen very few strippers who I would call "artists."
The neologism for the day:
cacoecdysiat-- A bad stripper.
From:
caco- or cac- pref. Bad: cacography.
ec·dys·i·ast ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-dz-st, -st) n. A striptease artist.
[From ecdysis.]
Cacoecdysiasts are most difficult to find in the cheap strip clubs.
"One of the most telling examples is homosexuality, which was officially defined as a mental disease by the American Psychiatric Association until 1973 but hasn't been since then."
Here are some alternative definitions. :)
hy·per·sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hpr-sksh-l) adj.
Excessively interested or involved in sexual activity.
sa·ty·ri·a·sis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (st-r-ss, st-) n.
Excessive, often uncontrollable sexual desire in and behavior by a man.
nym·pho·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nmf-mn-, -mny) n. Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.
And, I believe it wasn't that long ago (30 years?) that the "experts/medical professionals" asserted that homosexualty was a mental illness.
According to one Medical website (and for the record):
Hypersexuality refers to an abnormally intense and compulsive sex drive with little or no sexual gratification despite numerous partners.
Nymphomania is the term for women experiencing hypersexuality.
Satyriasis or "Don Juanism" is the term for men experiencing hypersexuality
Hi Lopaw,
That is your incorrect opinion. I met a stripper who wanted to arrange a free gang bang. Her record was only 43 partners in one night. Poor girl ran out of men on that occasion.
If her record was 4.3 million in one night she would NOT be guilty of excessive desire. Deal honey? :)
Yes nyphomania is a cacodoxy as is nymphomania. Probably invented by men as was almost everything. LOL!
But . . .
Satyriasis might be real. Notice the subtle difference in the definition of satyriasis v. nymphomania i.e. "uncontrollable."
It may or may not also be considered an example of cacography or perhaps more or less importantly a cacadoxy. Excessive sexual desire and behaviour by a female?! No way johnny . . .
Nymphomania is very real. Just coz it was never demonstrated on you doesn't mean it doesn't exist, Kyle.
Hey Shadowcat, what is a nypho? Someone who loves knives?
Sounds like Trouble shadowcat, lol. Just joking.
OK, here is an alternative definition for ecdysiast:
Definition: [n] a performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music
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Stripper anyone?
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