Joke

davids
Q: Why is it a bad idea to try and pick up women at laundromats?

A: Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer she probably doesn't make enough money to support you.

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Kyle1111
20 years ago
OK, here is an alternative definition for ecdysiast:

Definition: [n] a performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionar…


Stripper anyone?

http://rhetoricaldevice.com/Ecdysiast.ht…

FONDL
20 years ago
Personally I've seen very few strippers who I would call "artists."
Kyle1111
20 years ago

The neologism for the day:

cacoecdysiat-- A bad stripper.


From:

caco- or cac-
pref.
Bad: cacography.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q…


ec·dys·i·ast ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-dz-st, -st)
n.
A striptease artist.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[From ecdysis.]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r…


Cacoecdysiasts are most difficult to find in the cheap strip clubs.

Kyle1111
20 years ago

"One of the most telling examples is homosexuality, which was officially defined as a mental disease by the American Psychiatric Association until 1973 but hasn't been since then."

http://www.antipsychiatry.org/exist.htm
Kyle1111
20 years ago
Here are some alternative definitions. :)


hy·per·sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hpr-sksh-l)
adj.

Excessively interested or involved in sexual activity.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q…


sa·ty·ri·a·sis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (st-r-ss, st-)
n.

Excessive, often uncontrollable sexual desire in and behavior by a man.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q…


nym·pho·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nmf-mn-, -mny)
n.
Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q…



And, I believe it wasn't that long ago (30 years?) that the "experts/medical professionals" asserted that homosexualty was a mental illness.


lopaw
20 years ago
According to one Medical website (and for the record):

Hypersexuality refers to an abnormally
intense and compulsive sex drive
with little or no sexual gratification
despite numerous partners.

Nymphomania is the term for women
experiencing hypersexuality.

Satyriasis or "Don Juanism" is the term
for men experiencing hypersexuality
Kyle1111
20 years ago
Hi Lopaw,

That is your incorrect opinion. I met a stripper who wanted to arrange a free gang bang. Her record was only 43 partners in one night. Poor girl ran out of men on that occasion.

If her record was 4.3 million in one night she would NOT be guilty of excessive desire. Deal honey? :)

Yes nyphomania is a cacodoxy as is nymphomania. Probably invented by *men* as was almost everything. LOL!


Kyle1111
20 years ago
But . . .

Satyriasis might be real. Notice the subtle difference in the definition of satyriasis v. nymphomania i.e. "uncontrollable."
Kyle1111
20 years ago

It may or may not also be considered an example of cacography or perhaps more or less importantly a cacadoxy. Excessive sexual desire and behaviour by a female?! No way johnny . . .
lopaw
20 years ago
Nymphomania is very real.
Just coz it was never demonstrated on you doesn't mean it doesn't exist, Kyle.
Shekitout
20 years ago
Hey Shadowcat, what is a nypho? Someone who loves knives?
casualguy
20 years ago
Sounds like Trouble shadowcat, lol. Just joking.
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