tuscl

TUSCL'S AWARDS

GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
The Oscars have come and gone but it did get me thinking if we gave out TUSCL awards who would win and for what categories...

20 comments

  • GACA
    10 years ago
    1)The Award for quickest wit... JS69
    2)The award for truth in advise...Papi_Chili
    3)The Award for most memorable comment. ...
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    4) Award for the best advice in the world...Nukam
  • Aravas
    10 years ago
    Ok
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Take back Joe Piscapo
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    TUSCL award for best stripper drama: Gawker
    TUSCL award for longest posts: san_jose_guy
    TUSCL award for lifetime achievement: Shadowcat
    TUSCL award for multiple personalities: Juice
    TUSCL award for best foreign PL: Londonguy
    TUSCL award for best female PL: lopaw
    TUSCL award for best dancer: Diva1975


  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    TUSC award for song lyric quoting: Stevie-girl

    TUSCL award for best greasing of a bouncer: RickyBoyDugan

    TUSCL award for best stroking of a manager; RickyBoyDugan


    TUSCL award for most faggity System: RickyBoyDugan


    TUSCL award for best LDK: LDK

    TUSCL award for most persistent whining: jerkoffson40

    TUSCL award for biggest circle-jerk of mindless cocky-suckers: TUSCL itself


    TUSCL award for best memorization and following of the democratic party line: Josh43



    TUSCL award for most shit references: crazyjoe


    TUSCL award for richest guy: farmerart

    TUSCL award for #1 intellectual: SJG

    TUSCL award for #1 player: Nukey

    TUSCL award for whackiest whacko: ilby

    TUSCL award for board domination: Juice

    TUSCL award for best thread ever: fuck that faggot RickyBoy by BagBoyJames


    TUSCL award for verbosity: SJG






  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    TUSCL award for wildest experiences with a stripper: gawker

    TUSC award for #1 SNAG: LeeH
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    TUSCL award for the most ignores - The juice crew
  • Clackport
    10 years ago
    You motherfuckers crack me up lol. LMAO Clubber

    Best reviews:
    Best discussion threads:
    Rookie of the year:
    MVP:
    Lifetime Acheviement:
  • Josh43
    10 years ago
    TUSCL Broken-Clock Award: Dougster for calling the financial recovery before the mainstream media

    TUSCL Lifetime Achievement Award: Dougster for bumping the "faggot" thread 1017 times.

    TUSCL Most Colorful Language Award: Dougster for coining the phrase "circle-jerking mindless cock suckers." Runner up: Dugan for calling grown men "panty waists." Plan to use both in my next staff meeting when someone disagrees with me.

    TUSCL Up-and-Coming Oligarch/Heggie/Koch Donor Award: Dougster for incessantly quoting arcane financial data and using complex mathematics to define the top 1% on a fucking STRIPPER WEBSITE!

    TUSCL Best Actor: Rick Dugan

    The Joint TUSCL / Suze Orman Financial Planning Award: To JohnSmith69 for squandering his children's inheritance on strippers.

    TUSCL Award For Most Original Handle: John Smith

    The Joint TUSCL/NRA Award for the promotion of AK47s: Clubber

    TUSCL Amiability Award: JamesSD for always having something intelligent to say without getting mad (poor guy needs counseling).

    The Joint TUSCL/Fox News Award for Neo-conservative Demagoguery: Skibum. Runner-up: All the rest of ya.

    TUSCL Most Intellectual: Slaux.pas

    TUSCL Most Valuable Poster: SJG (this place would collapse without him).
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Best Idiot to live in a dead end job Ranukam.
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago

    "The Joint TUSCL/Fox News Award for Neo-conservative Demagoguery: Skibum. Runner-up: All the rest of ya."

    Well, that's the first time in my life I've been lumped into a group of neo-conservatives! LOL
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    The weirdest person on this site should win the "Alucard Award"
  • Clackport
    10 years ago
    Oops, forgot to fill in the categories

    Best Reviews: Papi_Chulo, no brainer

    Best Diacussion Threads: not to be cocky or anything, but I'm gonna say me. If you look at my history I think I've consistently provided good threads that people want to discuss. I pride myself on that.

    Rookie of the year: I can't pick one, lots of good choices, syko2k3, gewings, GACA just to name a few.

    MVP: Shadowcat, no brainer

    Lifetime Achievement: Founder, no brainer

  • Mate27
    10 years ago
    TUSCL biggest asshole goes too?
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    @ Ranukam. How am I on the same list with people who haven't posted since I joined. If there's a rookie competitor I'm going to say it's JamesSD. He's got gravitas and knows when to be funny. Josh43 Intellectually and Intelligently Liberal, might as well be our very own John Stuart. And these two have been consistent with the posting.

    It's like having Kobe, LeBron and MJ as a rookie class :)
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    The Award for portraying best creature who livrs under and patrols a bridge: Xeinok
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    The Award for best On Going Rivalry : Dougster v Dugan. My god this is a classic.

    Runner ups: JS69 v SJG . Appears to be a rivalry in the making with SJG finally firing one back...

    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    Most Annoying Post - Anything that ends in "Brilliant".
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    IME vs SJG is better.

    I like SJGs post about politics and related matters, but when he writes about hookers, I just skip over it. Just like all JS69's DS crap.
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