One more joke.

2/15/2015 5:12:38 AM

A store that sells
new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may
go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store
operates:

You may
visit this store ONLY
ONCE! There a six
floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose
any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door
reads:

Floor
1 - These men
Have Jobs

She is
intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
the sign reads:

Floor
2 - These men
Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's
nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more.'

So she
continues upward. The third floor sign
reads:

Floor
3 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

'Wow,' she
thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
to the fourth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor
4 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy
me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still,
she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor
5 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth
floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor
6 - You are
visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE
NOTE:

To avoid
gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street.

The
first
floor has wives that
love sex.

The
second
floor has wives
that love sex and have money and like
beer

The
third, fourth,
fifth and sixth floors have never
been visited.