Hey Londonguy - What are you doing on Friday?
Last week, the UK banned all sorts of things in pornography in a striking amendment to the 2003 Communications Act. Fisting, facesitting and spanking are all on the "can't do" list as regulators seek to clamp down on depictions of sexual activity in harsh, bizarre and arbitrary fashion.
Naturally, freedom-fighting porn lovers are pissed off, so 500 people will simulate sex outside Parliament this Friday. #PornProtest hopes to break the Sexual Freedom World Record for the most people face-sitting at one time.
Participants must be fully clothed and don't worry – for all you people that have ever really freaked out that you're going to die whilst simulating oral sex, there will be health officials on standby to ensure total safety.
Some think #PornProtest is a great idea. Here's a positive response on Twitter:
Others aren't so sure:
Charlotte Rose, a bondage model turned sex therapist, is the woman behind the planned protest.
"These laws are not only sexist but they're taking away people’s choices without consent," she told London24. "Personal liberty is what we are fighting for on Friday which no one has the right to take away from somebody else."
The protesters might have support in Parliament too. Liberal Democrat MP Julian Huppert has launched a motion to wipe out the new amendment. The debate will be taking place on Friday, so they might be able to look out of the window at face-sitters descending on Parliament en masse.
Comments
last commentSo you can do a facial but no spanking? This surely is a sign of the apocalypse.
Cool. Didn't mention Anal... So it must be ok to go full steam ahead!!!!
here is what's now banned !
Spanking
Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Role-playing as non-adults
Physical restraint
Humiliation
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting
(facesitting is out due to danger of death apparently, if someone suffocates now that would be a protest !!)
i'm not surprised it's got some support in the house of commons, it's mostly that lot who are into this stuff...
no doubt London Guy will know somewhere that has all this going on, but he also knows where i live (up north), i am lucky to see even a bit of tit ?
it's a bad time for things at the moment seemingly everywhere, i thought it was meant to go the other way and we were all going to become more liberal minded rather than appeasing the god squad and other do gooders...
this banned from porn to make clear... porn not clubs...
in our UK 'strip clubs' almost everything is banned except 'looking' and even then i sometimes wonder if am breaking rules !! what a far too uptight place england is ?
Face sitting made the grade on SOA last evening! Can't be all that bad. :)
SC, I am not sure what I will be doing yet, but won't join in the simulation - I prefer the real thing, and that WILL be illegal if I do that outside the houses of parliament. I think the politicians ban these things so it gives them a bigger thrill when they are doing it themselves. Of course British politicians have always had the 'do as I say, not as I do' mentality.
British politicians are shysters !!
Don't ever get any idea that Britain has the monopoly on do as I say- not as I do.
And remember- the Pilgrims left there to come here because life was not restrictive enough in England.
I lived there- way more open on some things sexual than we ever will be. Still pretty Socialist on most things though.
We're doing our best to catch up.
bub,
Best check your history. Persecution FROM the Church of England was the reason.
www.history.com