Would you KISS a stripper on the LIPS & ASK for her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER?

I recently attended a club and had quite an interesting experience that I feel is appropriate to this discussion. I went to this club at about noon on a Monday and things were pretty slow with few customers. This really hot girl dancer named Angie came off the stage and she asked me if I wanted a dance. She danced about 6 songs for me and we had a good conversation during.

I went to the bar to get a drink and noticed another hottie I wanted to dance for me so I asked. She took me back and got completely wild. She took off her top and went completely crazy when I played with here nipples, at her request. The moaning sounds she was making during some intense dry humping and what I can only describe as clothes on tittie-fucking, all made me forget that I was in a strip club.

During the dance she gave me several seductive kisses on the lips and was more than "friendly". Nothing that would be considered sex, but very, very, very intimate. I did not ask for anything extra, this just seemed to part of the deal. I asked her if she was this nice to everyone and she said that for her, the chemistry has to be right for her to act like that.

After my dance, I went out and ran into the first girl, Angie. She made a joke about where I have been for so long and then sat with me to talk. We continued to have a good conversation and found out that we had many things in common. A little bit later after sharing a smoke, she offers up her number and tells me that we need to get together outside of the club. I did not have my phone on me and she actually pen to find a paper and pen and gave me her number along with here real name.

I've been to clubs since I was about 17, which is going on 8 years now. This kind of thing has never happened to me. I just had to share this with someone.

Oh, having dated other club employees is good too, unless they are male. ;-)

RL:

Here is what I've learned by studying the subject so far:

• do not buy dances from her
• do befriend the other employees, especially the DJ
• do not spend more than 40 minutes in the strip club per visit
• do not complement her
• do not visit the club too often: no more than once a week, although less is better.
• make fun of her in a humorour manner
• dress well, smell good
• do not let her direct the conversation. If she says "wanna dance?" pretend that she never said it and then you lead the conversion
• If she asks why you are there it is to "see a friend"
• If you have dated a stripper before then mention this.

How do you get a GIRLFRIEND in a strip club?

Anyone try DEEP THROAT KISSING to try to get a stripper to be your GIRLFRIEND?