I was bored a few days back and placed an ad on a social site indicating that I was a respectful gentleman who was inexperienced with my oral skills. I indicated that I was looking for a woman who would guide me through the process to help my improve my oral skills. I also indicated that if she wanted to go out to dinner first beforehand or something, that would be cool.
I got a couple of hits from women who wanted to do this.
So, fellow hounds, how could this go wrong for me? Or have I hit upon a creative way of attracting women?


I don't mind if they're overweight. And if they're screwing with me, I don't lose anything but a bit of my time. The "dude" thing is the only thing that scares me. Still, there may be some promise here.