I am faced with an important question...how should I treat the troubled souls amongst us that are struggling with their sexual identity?
Oil' Cambydude keeps a proppin' me with the question "how do my balls taste?" I have been removing those props 'cos i don't swing that way and I suspect Cambydude is way too ugly for me even if I dug the dudes.
But I worry 'bout the poor fellow. He is clearly obsessed with me. And he is clearly questioning his sexuality. Give in Camby! It isn't a sin! If you like the dudes go for it.
But, alas, I'm wayyyyy out of you league. The question I faced was whether I should let you down easy of just be brutally honest. I've decided on the latter.
Why don't you try to find TDHQ? He is also obsessed with me. I bet he would dig having you as a butt buddy...he'll prolly even letcha pitch! Alternatively...try to find Txtittyfag. I'll let you in on a secret though...sotto voice...I don't think Tittyfag is actually gay...he's just a moron that jokes about bein' gay.
sigh