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RALEIGH, NC—Stating that he wanted to find the option
that best fit his budget and viewing habits, local man Jim
Hinney told reporters Thursday he was trying to decide
which among a pornographic website's many
subscription plans was right for him. “The $19.99 basic
package seems pretty nice, but for an extra $5 you can
get the 24/7 webcam, free access to 5000 facial and
Asian gang-bang videos, two private chat sessions per
month, and an all-access pass to the VIP section,â€
Hinney said as he mulled over an even pricier premium
package that reportedly comes bundled with a “Teens-
Only Whack-Pack†video collection and free membership
in a partner site called Anal Annihilation. “Meanwhile, the
yearly plan seems like the best value, but what if I make
my way through their archives in a few months and am
then stuck paying until my subscription runs out? I need
to make sure I'm getting a sufficient amount of original
adult hardcore footage at a reasonable monthly price. We
just started Eric in daycare so budgeting is an issue.â€
Sources confirmed Hinney later decided against
purchasing any of the site's packages, having suddenly
remembered the internet offers more free pornography
than any one person could possibly view in a single
lifetime.
that best fit his budget and viewing habits, local man Jim
Hinney told reporters Thursday he was trying to decide
which among a pornographic website's many
subscription plans was right for him. “The $19.99 basic
package seems pretty nice, but for an extra $5 you can
get the 24/7 webcam, free access to 5000 facial and
Asian gang-bang videos, two private chat sessions per
month, and an all-access pass to the VIP section,â€
Hinney said as he mulled over an even pricier premium
package that reportedly comes bundled with a “Teens-
Only Whack-Pack†video collection and free membership
in a partner site called Anal Annihilation. “Meanwhile, the
yearly plan seems like the best value, but what if I make
my way through their archives in a few months and am
then stuck paying until my subscription runs out? I need
to make sure I'm getting a sufficient amount of original
adult hardcore footage at a reasonable monthly price. We
just started Eric in daycare so budgeting is an issue.â€
Sources confirmed Hinney later decided against
purchasing any of the site's packages, having suddenly
remembered the internet offers more free pornography
than any one person could possibly view in a single
lifetime.
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