Best boonies area

Shotdisc, I've tried a couple of the Middletown-Newburgh clubs but never found a good one. Have they changed or did I just try the wrong ones?

Wildside Cabaret (Nude)
307 State Highway 54
Centraly located between Springfield & Bloomington
Kenney, Illinois
217-944-2266

Last Info Update: 2/20/2002
Last Review: 4/15/2005
Average Rating: 8.29 out of 10 (7 reviews

up until a couple of years ago, it used to be Theodore AL, just outside Mobile.

Also, many years ago the Newburgh-Middletown area of NY was pretty good

I used to really enjoy the drive from DC to Morgantown (unless it was winter of course), it's very pretty. BTW, all the Morgantown clubs are out of town up in the hills and can be hard to find if you don't have good directions. The one I liked best was the one with the hot tubs and it's located southwest of town. Lady Godiva's maybe? I haven't written a review in a while so I can't read them to check. Anyway it's a quirky and different kind of place but I always had fun there. The girls more than made up for the poor management. They (the girls) were always fairly attractive, friendly, and never seemed to care at all about what the rules were supposed to be as long as no one was watching, and they rarely did. It's also quite inexpensive. It's also the only club where I've ever had a dancer try to talk me into a visit to my motel room, for a price of course.

FONDL, you are correct sir! I've thought of taking the long way back to Pittsburgh some day to try the Morgantown clubs (especially since I have a few fond memories of Morgantown, no I didn't go to school there but I did spend some quality time there in my college years and the immediate aftermath). Typically though I take after my father when traveling and seek to set a landspeed record or receive some sort of award for the most efficient trip.

AN, I'm guessing that your experience was with clubs in extreme eastern WV near I-81. The ones there that I've experienced were all terrible. The clubs near Morgantown are much better with a lot more contact and more attractive girls.

Jake's in Coates, MN (about 30 minutes outside of MPLS/STP) in the middle of no where always got great reviews.

I didn't find the LD's to be all that great in the WV clubs I visited. Some decent grinding and one way contact, but nothing to write TUSCL about.

Am I the only one who has been to any clubs in West Virginia? Some of them are really fun because the girls are so down to earth. You won't usually find any attitudes. Plus they have alcohol, total nudity and high contact LD's under one roof, and are generally pretty cheap, which isn't very common. Shadowcat would love some of them.

It depends on how you define boonies. You could say Des MOines, Iowa is boonies, but it's actually a city of 200,000. My favorite club is Shotgun Geniez in Hamburg, Iowa, in the rural sw corner of Iowa. There is a number of clubs in rural Iowa I like or at least wouldn't mind going to sometime. I have heard that many stripclubs in South Dakota are essentially extras palaces, but I'd have to actually travel there sometime. The two I've been to there didn't seem like they would be, but I could just be in the wrong place.

For the geography lesson, JC2003 is correct. Key West is in fact part of the United States. It is Miami that is now part of cuba!

Outhouse - Lawrence, KS - next to corn fields and small drive on gravel road from paved.

This club may or may not be the best - depending on the patrons.

I've seen great review and so so reviews.

$15 cover and BYOB.

JC, I thought the Conch Republic declared their independence a long time ago. I even have their flag hanging in my bar downstairs.

AN, just be prepared for some oddities at Partner's Tavern. For one thing, you have to buy private dances in advance from someone other than the girl (the dj maybe?) and then wait for her to get around to you, which can take awhile. You probably won't get to sit and talk to a girl before choosing her for a dance, it's a popular place and like most popular places the best looking girls are often tied up with regulars. And it ain't fancy. But if you can hook up with the right girl the dances are very special, so it's worth wading through the annoying parts. There are two LD areas, one for single dances, another for extended visits. Both are pretty private but the latter is total privacy in individual curtained booths. And it's not downtown, you'll need a car, but it's easy to find, in a strip mall in a nice suburban area east of downtown, which doesn't look like it would host a strip club at all so it's easy to miss.

If you go to Filly Corral make sure they're open, they're sometimes closed Monday, Tuesday and maybe Wednesdays. Check their web site or call ahead. Both places are BYOB as I recall, and both have good 2-way contact and very attractive and friendly girls.

Incidently, make sure you get to the right place for Filly Corral - there are a couple of other clubs nearby that are terrible. Don't waste your time at the 24/7 truck stop/strip club/xxx bookstore that's an exit or 2 east of Filly Corral, it's one of the worst places I've ever been. Funny thing though, I had fun that night. Which just goes to show you.

FONDL, heh heh, I know you were joking, but just in case someone less knowledgable of US geography reads this thread, Key West is in fact part of the United States. ;)

Although it has never quite measured up to what I think it could be Club 35 in Fredonia, NY has the potential to be a great club. Dances are a little pricey and mileage varries a little too much for consistent satisfaction, but I keep hoping. I'll probably try Partner's Tavern in Erie on my next trip to the area, and have considered stopping by the Filly Corral several times. Reports will follow.

I was talking about clubs in the US. Key West is a foreign country. And one of my favorite clubbing towns. But when half the pools and sunning areas in town are clothing optional, who would expect any less? There's just something about sitting at a bar overlooking the ocean and having a totally naked girl on the stool next to you ... Don't expect to see tan lines in KW clubs.

In Florida, Key West clubs can be excellent and are not particularly metropolitan.