Wisdom Versus Age

One of the funniest things about posting on this board is the posters who think they have superior wisdom due to their age. But they haven't even figured out that if strippers like you (really like you) then you don't owe them any money. Didn't take me long to figure that one out. How about you guys who have been strip clubbing for decades? Why weren't you able to clue in? A bit on the slow side?