Negative Affects of Aging

From obversing the behavior of old people on this board, I conclude that aging has the following negative consequences: - makes you less attractive to young women and forces you to pay if you want to spend time/get physical with them - makes you wish you were young again and willing to pay for environments that allow you to fantasize that you are - makes you live in bygone eras when words like "communist", "PC" and "peacenick" were stinging insults. If you work with computers you might also still think old and decrepit language are still best: never had no use for them new fang-dangled things anyway. - makes you intolerant of ideas different from your own or causes you to trivialize ones you didn't know: what would it mean if you hadn't figured it out in all your years? Oh yeah, it would mean you're an idiot. Finally, in extreme cases, aging can lead to death.