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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ever have a dancer once you left the club in bad weither call you just to see if you got home safely ?
Happen to me during this week floods, tornado and snow scares in western north Carolina
Happen to me during this week floods, tornado and snow scares in western north Carolina
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So yes, I always get calls and texts from my ATF(s) making sure I got home ok.
Makes me feel good....and they know their ATM lives for another week
Lol. When I am THE ALL TIME MALE, but in this case , it's automatic teller machine
LOL Gatorfan.
You know you can use a gun as a can opener if you don't mind holes in the kitchen wall? And if you get a big enough gun you can cut down a tree! (Saw it on Mythbusters...I think it was a 50 caliber machine gun, 3000 rounds per minute...I want me one of those 'cos I want to defend mysef if young toughs accost me --I bet it would be way more intimidating than a 9mm)
Who be ridin' da short bus now?
That can be dangerous. I have an even worse problem on my sofa. I think I am wide awake, then it's like someone snapped their fingers, I wake up hours later, tv is still on and I'm still on my sofa.
I need a ufo service to take me back and forth to strip clubs and avoid those hour long drives late at night. It would be a whole lot more convenient if I could just be beamed down and beamed back up. It could save money too if I could skip out on the cover charge by being beamed straight down inside a strip club. You think anyone would notice? lol