gettimg home safely

In Michigan we have snow. Sometime LOTS of snow.

So yes, I always get calls and texts from my ATF(s) making sure I got home ok.

Makes me feel good....and they know their ATM lives for another week

Since I always had a 240 mile drive home, gridget always asked me to call her when I got home and I always did.

Motörhead- does ATM stand for all time male or automatic teller machine?

Ive had this happen a lot.

gawker-

Lol. When I am THE ALL TIME MALE, but in this case , it's automatic teller machine

Sales ploy.

Yes, one very snowy night here in Michigan.

JB,it's like me sending a $4 xmas card to seal a 40g job.

Buy a gun

It solves everything according to the NRA

^^^ LOL Gatorfan.

You know you can use a gun as a can opener if you don't mind holes in the kitchen wall? And if you get a big enough gun you can cut down a tree! (Saw it on Mythbusters...I think it was a 50 caliber machine gun, 3000 rounds per minute...I want me one of those 'cos I want to defend mysef if young toughs accost me --I bet it would be way more intimidating than a 9mm)

Crazy Joe,Gator Fan,Zipman,Same little bus?

Tumblingdice...you ride the short bus too? Lol

No. Dancers don't call me when I'm traveling. I tell them I don't have a phone. Then I tell them all kinds of stories about how I survived the next time I see them. So far I have not resorted to talking about my skull catching on fire and burning up the road but that might be fun to try out sometime to see what their reaction is. Maybe after I fib and tell them I bought a motorcycle that seems to be alive.

C'mon tumbin-dude...wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I dare you to refute my claim that a gun can indeed be used as a can opener. I suppose I could stipulate more than you not minding holes in the wall (e.g., you may get a visit from law enforcement, esp. if you live in an apartment). But I think most people with common sense can infer and act accordingly. As for the cuttin' o' trees - google is your friend...confirm if you want to.

Who be ridin' da short bus now?

;)

Lol

I fell asleep for a split second or two last night on my way home. I didn't even think I felt sleepy on my way home but after 30 to 45 minutes, I guess you can get drowsy without realizing it.

That can be dangerous. I have an even worse problem on my sofa. I think I am wide awake, then it's like someone snapped their fingers, I wake up hours later, tv is still on and I'm still on my sofa.

I need a ufo service to take me back and forth to strip clubs and avoid those hour long drives late at night. It would be a whole lot more convenient if I could just be beamed down and beamed back up. It could save money too if I could skip out on the cover charge by being beamed straight down inside a strip club. You think anyone would notice? lol