Is your favorite stripper TOO GOOD to spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for

By spending money (and particularly) regularly you would be making a statement that you are inferior. Think about it. If you were equal or better she would get so much out of it that you won't need to pay.

I have found that the "lower" the stripper is in terms of things like intelligence, education, ethics the more likely she is to feel "too good" for me. Almost paradoxically, the higher the stripper rates in these areas the less likely she is to feel that way. Chicks make alot of sense don't they?