Anyone repulsed by strippers who like to lick you?

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• parodyman-->

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  19 years ago

  FUGLYS? Fend them off with a davids impression!
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  FONDL: Okay, now I get the picture. I would assume that any girl who approaches me from behind must not be much to look at, so I'd fend her off without turning to look, using a sharp stick or pepper spray.
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  Minnow, you're right, it does seem to be pretty common around here. But I've also seen it lots of other places - places in Maryland, NJ and RI come to mind. I actually like that format if it's done right because it gives you an opportunity to talk to each girl for a couple of minutes without getting off your butt as they come around to solicit tips and LDs. In many such places the girls give you a high-contact mini LD on your bar stool for $1, not a bad deal. But McDoogals in MD does it the best - the girls crawl around on top of the bar naked after dancing, it's a hoot.
• minnow

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  19 years ago

  I'm with chandler & lopaw on licking, chandler & shadowcat on fuglie avoidance. FONDL- The only recent club I've been to that has dancing on or inside bar area is Philly, must be a Philly thing.
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  Chandler, if you sit with your back to the bar, you have your back to the dancers on stage too since the stage is inside the bar.
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  In that case, I would just pivot my barstool and sit with my back to the bar. Same principle. Ward off fuglies before any unwanted licking can occur.
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  What better way is there to get to know a girl than to lick each other? If I don't like the way she licks, then I can save myself the bother of a conversation. Why would I want to get to know and (gasp) like a girl only to find out she isn't any good at the sex things?
  
  And if she isn't hot, there's no way a girl is gonna lay a finger or a tongue on me. There's a reason I like to sit with my back to a wall.
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  In a lot of clubs, Playhouse being one of them, there are few if any seats against a wall, they're mostly at the bar. Playhouse has this big rectangular bar which fills the room, and dancers dance in the middle, then circulate around the outside of the bar. I know a lot of places like that. Usually I like that format but not there because the girls are too aggressive and most of them aren't very attractive.
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  I don't like a dancer who I don't know getting intimate in any way. I want to know and like her first. I hate clubs where the dancers sneek up from behind and stick their tongue in your ear or grab you're crotch, and it's usually the ugliest ones that do it. I think it's gross. If you enjoy that, head for the Playhouse Lounge in Burlington, NJ. It's more common there than any other place I've ever been.
• lopaw

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  19 years ago

  like chandler said.....my kinda girl!
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  Sounds like my kind of girl.
• Yoda

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  19 years ago

  Nope not repulsed at all. Bring it on....
• DandyDan

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  19 years ago

  New strippers bug me when they do that, but old favorites are all right.