Ever get a provider to trim your bush then wash you before sex ?....happen to me with this provider I've been seeing of an on for a few years now....she wanted to cause let's be honest I'm to lazy to do so and she was tired of flossing with my pubic hair....so she too the sissors and razor and made me look like a porn star :).......then we showered together and fucked like to dawgs....Shit I was nervous but that Shit turned me the Fuck on
Juice, you need to save up some cash, get a passport, and go to Bangkok for a week. (I know, this has been sort of a theme of mine lately, but bear with me)
There, you will find establishments where friendly, smiling, attractive ladies will give you a hair cut, facial, pedicure, oil massage, or a few other treatments, and then if you are still inclined, finish you off. Then, they will give you a shower and gently scrub you from head to toe. You will emerge from this experience into the warm tropical air relaxed, confident, and ready for anything the Bangkok night offers. The cost for this treatment, which will last about 2 hours, will be around 1,500 to 2,000 Thai Baht, which is $50 to $65.
Remember the $50 doesn't include the $2000 airfare and the 12 hours in an aluminum tube to get there. If I am going that far I think I will go to an island beach with naked native girls.
RT Airfare $1300 (from Newark NJ). Travel time each way 25 hours! Hotel $60 per night. Food $25 per day. Recreational budget $200 per day (deluxe program). Misc costs $250. Total cost for 10 day trip: $4000 - $4,500. Memories, priceless.
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I think you will find your new look will pay great dividends with the girls.
There, you will find establishments where friendly, smiling, attractive ladies will give you a hair cut, facial, pedicure, oil massage, or a few other treatments, and then if you are still inclined, finish you off. Then, they will give you a shower and gently scrub you from head to toe. You will emerge from this experience into the warm tropical air relaxed, confident, and ready for anything the Bangkok night offers. The cost for this treatment, which will last about 2 hours, will be around 1,500 to 2,000 Thai Baht, which is $50 to $65.