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buying in bulk!

samsung1
Ohio
A new strip club in columbus opened nearby the new casino. It is the only nude club in town. $15 cover includes two free soft drinks (served in large 32 oz cups). What really shocked me though was their dance prices. This club is a remodel of the old Candy Store nude club. At Candy Store the nude dances were $20/song and cover was $10....now at the remodeled RoadHouse Revue the cover is $15 and the nude dances are $40/song. They have discounts on these nude dances when buying in bulk.

3 songs for $100
10 songs for $300
25 songs for $600
50 songs for $1000
100 songs for $1500
500 songs for $5000
2000 songs for $10000
Free admission for a week!

WTF!!! $10000 for 2000 songs? How do they even keep track. At the rate of 3-5 minutes per song. That is 100-166 hours worth of lappers. Perhaps a large bachelor party could split the dances among the members.

Mind you that this club is a dive! The bathroom is the size of an airplane's bathroom and the dancers are mostly ghetto hood rats

16 comments

  • samsung1
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    12 years ago
    I should also mention there are only two VIP couches so I don't think this place could even accommodate a large group. Must be expecting some dumb whales from being nearby a casino.
  • inno123
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    12 years ago
    Since they are starting at a base of $40 per song even the discounted prices aren't all that great until you are above the thousand dollar range.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    Find another dive and Fuck that business model. LOL
  • mrrock
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    12 years ago
    Lol only thing that might keep them running is being by a casino. But at those prices they'll prolly close fast.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    A puchcard to keep track of $10,000 special might workout. I'd probably buy myself one for the year if they did this locally. Also sounds like a great stocking stuffer for that hard to shop for PL on your list.
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    vm makes a note to himself: NEVER GO TO THIS HOLE !! Thanks samsung1 for the info.
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    What do you get for $20
  • ownerRH
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    12 years ago
    Owner of the RH, OHG!! It's a joke & you all went for it! Have fun & quit overthinking your strip-club.My girls are GREAT on our Monkey bar stage & all nude.Next time samsung stops by be careful about his review, he is angry & no fun.Clubs are lacking the fun, relax feature & that is what we are about. I still can't believe he fell for the table topper joke.
  • Digitech
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    12 years ago
    Hmm, I'm not sure I've ever seen an owner offer a rebuttal to a review. So there's no discount for buying in bulk, and it's always $40 per swing?
    ...You might want to take the opinion of a guy with 142 reviews as second though.
  • Digitech
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    12 years ago
    ^ I intended to write 'Give the opinion a second thought instead of dismissing it.'
  • ownerRH
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    12 years ago
    I watch the kind of review a guy with 142 gives. No ITC, No OTC. Code, camera's, bouncers.If this is your discussion, have fun!! But when you try to lead MY Customers on, who are looking for just All NUDE fun, I will send a rebuttal. Samsung1 didn't buy a lap, chair, private dance & these ladys go all nude on stage. Maybe we should pool together for some glasses for samsung. Yes, we do 1@$40, 3@$100, etc. These are the hottest private rooms with stages, bars & handles. Was samsung @this club?
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    Stick it up your ass, owner. :)
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Don't mess with one of our top members, owner/fag. We can make or break your club here, bitch. Now get on your knees and blow us and beg out forgiveness.., or see your club go down.
  • ownerRH
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    12 years ago
    Great, I will be sure to post your comments in the "review section" Dougster. NO ITC NO OTC!!! Thank you, now anyone on tuscl.com will click comments & see this is a clean club & you are all a bunch of angry guys.You have all made it cleaner at my club. Again, thank you.
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    Nope, owner. You are wrong again. But seeing as I don't live anywhere near your establishment, I won't feel the need to travel there to partake. Picking on one of our valued members cost you a lot of goodwill.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Clean establishments don't make money in the SC world. This owner is pretty clueless, no?
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