BJ or FS in NYC

25 comments

• ButterMan

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  12 years ago

  He stopped her as soon as he knew she was legit???? You guys must be cops:)
• TortillaChip

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  12 years ago

  lmao I'm sure your unemployed "friend" stopped the blowjob because he's got all those other options for chicks and sexual activities and doesn't need to be gettin wit those nasty girls.
• bjag625

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  12 years ago

  Now why would he have left without arresting her if we were cops!?! This is just part of my own investigation into this sketchy club. My buddy is unemployed not desparate. He can get laid anytime he wants and doesn't need a coked out zombie for head.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Since he stopped her, we still don't know if a BJ or FS can be had.
• bjag625

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  12 years ago

  Good point shadowcat. Ok without getting too graffic she did suck his head andhsqueezed his balls but then he stopped her. I think it was her missing teeth that turned him off. Who knows maybe she would have stopped before he finished but he was too grossed out to proceed. Or maybe he was a little off since he was sober and "on the job" for me. I thought I was doing you guys a favor by letting you know what you can get.
• TortillaChip

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  12 years ago

  u fulla shit dude, hope storytelling ain't your dayjob cuz ya suck...maybe have a go at your "friend" since he prolly haz blueballs.
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Why did he pick Toothless Tulip to get head from? I'm sure I could the bathroom troll to blow me for $200 too.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  "investigation" "on the job" Funniest post I've seen in awhile. You writing on a college paper on strip clubs?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Oh, and next time, either let your poor friend finish or give him another $1000 for his to keep
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  200 bucks for a blowjob? She better be the best dick sucker in the world for me to give 200 bucks for just a blowjob.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  "This is just part of my own investigation into this sketchy club. My buddy is unemployed not desparate. He can get laid anytime he wants and doesn't need a coked out zombie for head." Why would 2 guys go to a sketchy club just to investigate? Why, if your buddy can get laid anytime he wants, would you waste time and money looking for pussy? What dumbass would give his "unemployed" friend $1000 for a stripclub visit unless the purpose WAS to have sex? Why did he stop her? Because she was missing some teeth? Hey stupid, nobody cares if they have teeth or not once they go down on you. Your whole story is bullshit. You are either cops or idiots. No one here is likely to buy your fantastic tall tale.
• vinstud

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  12 years ago

  So your friend took the $200 and bought groceries?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I guess we have to wait for "60 Minutes" to find out what's up
• joey2002

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  12 years ago

  That is a good question shadowcat. First and foremost if I pay $200 dollars inside the VIP room, I would expect to complete the job. You are a great friend to give him $1000
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  1000? I think you could find a lot better looking escorts for a lot less money. Maybe you should investigate for us. Disclaimer: You do everything at your own risk and you shouldn't necessarily believe a word on this web site.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  DUDE, as soon as I saw the title, I spit all over my computer screen. THANK YOU GODS. YOU BROUGHT THIS MAN INTO MY LIFE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL INFORMATION. At least that's what I initially thought before I calmed down and read all the comments....yeah now that I think about it, though I never been in the club (I tried to but even though one of the bouncers said my attire was good, I went back later and a different bouncer said I wasn't dressed the part, hate dressing up), it seems really fancy and the fact that she was toothless leaves me as a skeptic. What club lets ANY dirty looking hoe to dance in their club let alone a bitch with no teeth? There's a problem here, though I'm only in limbo because I see that you have done some reviews and that could make or break you my friend. For everyone's convinience, I'm gonna go to cheetahs and see what the business is. Another question though, why waste your time letting your UNEMPLOYED BOY get the lap (and 1000 clams) and not you. What's wrong with you that you couldn't do this little "experiment" yourself? Something's kind of fishy about this...and I'm not talking about your toothless stripper friend either. On the flipside, yo, lets hook up and let me hold 1000 yash. Bet you I give you back 400. But seriously, lets hook up and go on an outing together (no homo of course)
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  And who the hell pays 200 for a BJ. That's just highway robbery and off the charts unrealistic. I've seen the max go up to 40 bucks man. On craigslist 60 (i never did that since craigslist is super sketchy)
• JohnBuford

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  12 years ago

  We got Woodward and Bernstein here,doing some investigative journalism on the new "Deep Throat." And you expected us to be grateful for your insightful and hard-hitting analysis ? Next time donate a $1,000 to a worthy charity and spare us your BS OK ? "Go take crazy somewhere else,we're all filled up here."..."As Good As It Gets"
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  I think Billy is taking some time off of touring right now but Frank I'm pretty sure is dead in NYC.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Is this Chris Hansen? Watch for his new series: "To Catch a Whore"
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  Lol too funny. Getting the nastiest looking skank to do extras! Why not go for a hottie? Or at least decent looking chic. Yeah man your story doesn't add up.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  That $200 for the blowjob would have to have been on top of the room fee, which itself would have been several hundred dollars. The numbers are either incomplete or just don't make any sense. And I'm not buying the theory of a girl that nasty looking working at Cheetahs. Sorry. We are talking about a club in prime Manhattan real-estate right near Times Square. I have been in there a few times and don't remember seeing anything quite that bad.
• bjag625

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  12 years ago

  Wasn't expecting such a response. I honestly thought you guys would be psyched to hear what you can get, albeit a ripoff. Yes, in addition to price of bj, vip room was extra (I believe he said $300 for 15 minutes WTF). That's why I gave him $1,000. It was up to his discretion how to use the $1,000. Whatever he didn't spend would be his to keep, as long as he could provide some information for me. I stand corrected re toothless girl who went by the name Adriana. She wan't totally toothless, but he was grossed out by her two missing teeth. Again, he wasn't there to get laid or for a bj, he was just going thru the motions and felt this girl was the one he could get the most out of. I'm no Chris Hansen, but stay tuned....
• ilbbaicnl

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  12 years ago

  So, if I travel all the way to NYC, then for $240 I can get a BJ from a woman who is so nasty I will want to cut my dick off and throw it in the ocean immediately afterwards. Thanks, that's such useful information.
• DatyNick

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  12 years ago

  I would like to have my own investigation as well over here in Seattle. :) Please send a check to .... LOL ;)