Heading to Toronto and Detroit
Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I have a trip that's going to put me through Hamilton Ontario and Detroit Michigan in the next few days. Wouldn't it be great if I could do a monger's visit to each of the nearby strip-clubbing Meccas?
In Detroit, it's just an airport lay-over, so I think I would know where to go. I'm probably going to have time, in which case I'll visit one or two of the highly reputed clubs within easy cab ride of the main Detroit airport. Or, I'm not going to have time, in which case I won't and my decision is made for me.
But for the Hamilton / Toronto area, I'm actually on my own for three week-days at the end of next week. I was surprised, on reading the TUSCL reviews of Niagara Falls area clubs, that old "Suctions" Seductions isn't really the suction-oriented place it used to be ... :) ... Things have changed. If Seductions were offering the type of service it offered back in 1998 or so, when I was last there, then I'd just spend my time out there on Lundy's Lane. But since it seems to have changed, I'm thinking maybe I'll travel instead into downtown or airport-area Toronto. The place called "Atlantis" something looks really good; and there are several other highly reviewed clubs near the TO airport.
The thing is, I'm highly unlikely to have access to an automobile, and yet taking a taxi cab all the way out of Toronto downtown to the airport is extremely expensive. I would be probably staying in Hamilton, then taking a Go Train in from Hamilton to Toronto, and having to get BACK to Hamilton in the evenings, so I would have to plan any trip to the TO airport for afternoon mongering at the latest.
Well, given the above constraints -- sleeping in Hamilton; using only Go Train to get to Toronto (or Niagara?); relying on taxi cab within city limits -- what are y'all's suggestions?
Also, any specifics on Detroit airport-area clubs appreciated, too.
Thanks!
In Detroit, it's just an airport lay-over, so I think I would know where to go. I'm probably going to have time, in which case I'll visit one or two of the highly reputed clubs within easy cab ride of the main Detroit airport. Or, I'm not going to have time, in which case I won't and my decision is made for me.
But for the Hamilton / Toronto area, I'm actually on my own for three week-days at the end of next week. I was surprised, on reading the TUSCL reviews of Niagara Falls area clubs, that old "Suctions" Seductions isn't really the suction-oriented place it used to be ... :) ... Things have changed. If Seductions were offering the type of service it offered back in 1998 or so, when I was last there, then I'd just spend my time out there on Lundy's Lane. But since it seems to have changed, I'm thinking maybe I'll travel instead into downtown or airport-area Toronto. The place called "Atlantis" something looks really good; and there are several other highly reviewed clubs near the TO airport.
The thing is, I'm highly unlikely to have access to an automobile, and yet taking a taxi cab all the way out of Toronto downtown to the airport is extremely expensive. I would be probably staying in Hamilton, then taking a Go Train in from Hamilton to Toronto, and having to get BACK to Hamilton in the evenings, so I would have to plan any trip to the TO airport for afternoon mongering at the latest.
Well, given the above constraints -- sleeping in Hamilton; using only Go Train to get to Toronto (or Niagara?); relying on taxi cab within city limits -- what are y'all's suggestions?
Also, any specifics on Detroit airport-area clubs appreciated, too.
Thanks!
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But there's always the Toronto area. Anybody got suggestions? :)