Dealing With Stripper Withdraw

7/18/2012 9:41:25 PM

Uhhhggh! So I've been out sick for a week with this Flu/pinkeye viral bullshit I got from some fucker and I'm pretty much recovered now, but I want to give it another couple days to be safe so I can enjoy myself, and then I've got engagements, so it 's another five days until I can hit a club.

The last time I went was only a week ago, but 1) I had company and time constraints and 2) I talked the ENTIRE time I was with the stripper, so no dances. Plus: this dame was smoking HOT!!!

So here I am a few weeks from a dance and a week out to go and I'm looking at a pile of money in my Chester draw and the only thing keeping me from sweet, sweet titties is dumb fucking luck!!!!

How do you pro's deal with this shit?

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sharkhunter

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12 years ago

Just put on some shades. Hit the strip club. Act cool like you are maintaining a low profile. No one should notice.

Actually no one will probably care.

sharkhunter

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12 years ago

As an alternative you could rent some porno movie something like vampire zombie strippers from hell, just to tide you over. If the movie is good, it might even resemble a real strip club.

jackslash

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12 years ago

When you get "pinkeye" you need to go to the doctor to get some penicillin. :-)

vincemichaels

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12 years ago

You could always ask Clubber for some of his Melon Girl videos. You can have some of mine, too. :)

lopaw

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12 years ago

Sometimes taking a break is therapeutic, even when that decision isn't really by choice. It gives your mind a chance to clear, and your bank account a chance to replenish.

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