Ok between a zombie, vampier and wearwolf what kind of striper would you love to die a horriable death 2 ?
I pick the sexy wolf and some of that puppy lovin : )
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Jul 18, 2012, 11:57 AM
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Vampire stripper sucking the blood out of my throbbing cock.
Zombie Strippers.
Ok - My analysis
Werewolf. No. I hate shaved pussies. But I don't like an unshaven 70's porno bush either. Can you imagine what kind of hairy pussy a lady werewolf would have? Pass.
Vampire. No. If you read the board then you know I have a strong preference for blondes. Ain't never seen a blonde vampire. Pass.
Zombie. Hmmm. Interesting choice. I think I'll pass on zombies also. The zombies on "The Walking Dead" are not very attractive. Ok, that's too kind. They're downright ugly. And those are movie star zombies with access to Hollywood stylists and shit. What's your run of the mill zombie stripper from Flint, Michigan gonna look like? Pass.
Strike 3. More choices
"Ain't never seen a blonde vampire"
Obviously you're not a "True Blood" fan. "Pam" is not only blonde, she runs "Fangtasia" the local vampire strip club. She may be a little old for you, however - she was originally a Madam in 1905 San Francisco.
And just for Alucard, here is the lovely red-headed vampire "Jessica"
(I apologize in advance if True Blood is not considered a "real guy" show)
I'm not into the whole dying thing but I am attracted to a pretty girl with a nice set of. ... fangs. lol Before I even went online and saw girls with fangs I remember one dancer many years ago told me she liked my two pointy teeth. I thought that was one of the weirdest compliments I ever heard at the time. I didn't realize some people were into the vampire scene. I'm not saying I am one. Lol, unless you want to call me a nipple vampire.
definition of nipple vampire, They enjoy sucking on a dancer's nipple especially if those nipples get put in between their lips quite often.
Best defense to repel a nipple vampire: Shoot milk out of thse nipples straight in his face. He'll dodge trying to avoid free milk. Usualy prefers other drinks.
"From Dusk To Dawn" answers that question!
My choice is the vampire. Because vampires suck.
juice my man you out did your self this time
juice - go jack off or something.