What's Alucard Getting So Freaked About Anyway?

I am in love with Stiletto too. (But please don't tell anybody on this forum).

Do you think this psycho 58 y/o nutcase who lives in the opposite corner of the country as her has a chance, or is he just destined to get his heart broken?

I think Dougster's on the ropes and swinging wildly.

We are discussing love here, jester, a very tender subject. Try and maintain the decorum.

I like to jackoff

juice likes to jackoff and alucard is a jackoff.

Oh come now, Dougster, don't be pulling that "poor ol' innocent me" routine. You know *precisely* why he's so worked up, knowing as you do, just how to dig for the right buttons to push, and taking great delight in pushing them.

I will, however, confess to a certain sympathy with your opinion sometimes. :)

I don't know what's going on? But this might be entertaining.

Thanks, george! I like many of your insights as well!

And yeah, I'm a bad guy in some ways, it's true, but nobody's perfect and it doesn't slow me down in get any from strippers (with the aid of a bit of cash, of course).

I'm off on holidays for a bit. Hope you all have good ones. Not sure if I'll drop in our not, or just wait until I get back to deal with this alucard meltdown. Maybe they'll have checked him into the loonybin by that point! Who knows?

Happy 4th Bros! Have a hot dog and a beer and lap dance just to piss of those enemies of our country (you know who I am talking about)!

I like it when dougy boy jacks me off ! Oooooo sooooo goooooood !

Dougie slinks off into the shadows... Who would have thought all it took was a personal invitation to meet up by a dancer? Damn Stiletto where were you four years ago?

Now to get rid of the 'captain saveaho's'....

Why always so grouchy, jestie-boy? Don't get any head except on the rare occassions when you can afford to pay for it? Tell you what. I'll give you a break. Let you drop to your knees and suck my cock! Now get to work jestie!

How was your 8 hour holiday? Knew it was to good to be true.

Seriously "you're poor", "you can't get any", "you're gay"... That's what you've descended too? Sad, but also telling.

Hey Dougie, where the hell is Iniquitous and ALP? And why do you want guys to suck your dick?

Mikey cause it feels oooo aoooo good to get a dude to suck your cock