What makes that one strip club better then all the rest?

I take it Hot Ass Strippers* rate rather low on Clubber's list.

*Credit due to T-Bone. Not that he invented the phrase, but he's got me saying it.

The club I visit most often is convenient, and inexpensive. Since I retired, I don’t travel, so club choice is restricted. The positives of the club, hands off staff and a wonderful bartender that keeps me coming back. The negatives, no more 2 for 1 beers and quality of dancers. Every once in awhile there will be a couple of nice ones, but they don’t stay long.

A girl who really turns me on and treats me the way I want to be treated (it only takes one.)
A friendly laid-back atmosphere that makes me feel welcome.
Medium contact laps with some privacy.
Reasonable prices.

Seems to me that's pretty much what everyone wants. So how come there are so few places like that?

1. hot ass strippers
2. invisible staff & mgmt.
3. hot ass strippers

hot ass strippers
reasonable dance prices
reasonable amount of contact (no airdances)
reasonable cover charges
minimal number of pushy dancers.