Handy greetings

Dain
8in/21cm
At my two favorite clubs, almost all the girls know me. Within a few minutes of my arrival, about half of them come up and give me their "handy" greeting--if you catch my drift. (Of course my boner is clearly showing in my stretchy pants.) Last month a new girl at a new club for me kept me at her bar seat for fifteen minutes persuading me to give her a try in the back; she delivered; or should I say, I delivered it to her. How often do you get the handy greeting?

24 comments

  • pabloantonio
    12 years ago
    Well Dain, what you describe happens to me occasionally, but certainly not by "half" of the girls in the club.

    Most of the time it is simply a discreet rubbing for a couple of seconds by a girl who knows me and feels particularly horny that day.

    Management in most of the clubs I am familiar with would not allow the girls to participate in such public displays of sexual stimulation. Besides, it is against the law in many areas to do so.
  • steve229
    12 years ago

    Check out the reviews for the Baltimore "Block" clubs and you'll see ubiquitous references to the "block handshake."

    Outside the block, not as common. In DC/Virginia, forget about it.
  • Tiredtraveler
    12 years ago
    Is it akin to the Henry's handshake.
  • vincemichaels
    12 years ago
    Some dancers will practically make you cum with their handshake intensity. There was a dancer back at La Chambre in Detroit a few years back that would pull it out right at the bar. Unfortunately, she died.
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
    It happens to me occasionally. Sometimes by dancers that I know well and sometimes just by dancers new to me trying to get my attention.

    The ultimate has to be about 6 months ago. I was sitting in my favorite club talking with one of my favorite dancers and another favorite comes over and starts fondeling my package. She keeps this up for 5 minutes and tells the other dancer "Don't mind me. I am just playing with his dick". Btw she used to post on TUSCL. LOL.
  • rh48hr
    12 years ago
    I have received this greeting on numerous occasions.
  • mal_hodgson
    12 years ago
    This was pretty common at one of my favorite clubs, and it didn't seem to matter if the girl already knew me. Unfortunately it has become pretty rare lately. I think the got some heat from the local officials.
  • GoVikings
    12 years ago
    I can only recall it happening once. It was at a club in Winston Salem, North Carolina. This dancer, who really wasn't my type at all, approached me right as I entered the club and was VERY aggresive. Showing me her pussy, rubbing my junk, etc.

    Unfortunately, most of my strip club visits are in Virginia, and like steve229 said, it ain't happening here.
  • SuperDude
    12 years ago
    But are you dressed for the handshake?

    http://www.undergear.com/Maximum-Exposur…
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
    Thanks SuperDude but I'll just go commando. :)
  • skibum609
    12 years ago
    In Providence strip clubs the hand shake is unavoidable.
  • MissionaryMan
    12 years ago
    Holy Crap @vincemichaels what did you have on your dick that killed the bitch?

    I get the occasional drive by grab. I've notice that some girls do it to provide the impression of available extras. I’m not a fan of popping a boner while standing that the bar. I wouldn’t want to knock my drink on the floor. I’ve had regular dancers I know that often would sit and talk while giving the “hand Shake”.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    It happens to me quite often mainly b/c I am white guy (white Hispanic) and I mostly go to black clubs. IMO black dancers are often much less inhibited especially with white customers. Like the OP, I wear stretchy pants and go commando, so the black dancers can tell I come ready to play and they will often pet my rock to try to entice me to spend $$$ on them – and it almost always works!

    "Most of the time it is simply a discreet rubbing for a couple of seconds by a girl who knows me and feels particularly horny that day."

    IME, it happens to me w/ known and unknown dancers and it is almost always to get me warmed up and enticed into getting LDs. Although, those black dancers usually get me hard as a rock and it “seems” that some of them do like/enjoy the rubbing themselves?
  • steve229
    12 years ago
    ^^^^^^^

    Apparently Stiletto25's hands are too busy for her to type anything...
  • Ironcat
    12 years ago
    When the Memphis PP girls used to come to Greenville they all gave the "Memphis Handshake". Most are gone but one or two show up on occasion.
  • Ironcat
    12 years ago
    When the Memphis PP girls used to come to Greenville they all gave the "Memphis Handshake". Most are gone but one or two show up on occasion.
  • Ironcat
    12 years ago
    I can say that again!
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    Handshakes mean they want to use their hands. Mouthshakes are better.
  • vincemichaels
    12 years ago
    It's a long story, MissionaryMan, but I swear it wasn't me !!
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    This happened within 30 seconds of me sitting down at OG's in Vegas last week. Was a bit surprised, managed to take it in stride though ;)
  • mal_hodgson
    12 years ago
    I like milkshakes personally. Chocolate milkshakes :)
  • BigPoppa99
    8 years ago
    Happens quite regularly in my neck of the woods. Fondling, and when I'm ready, leading me to the back- using it like a leash. Gently, of course. That is, until we are in the back! Good times... lol.
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    How do you end up posting in a four year old thread? Were you reading through four years of discussions until choosing to comment on this particular one? It's a serious question. I never understand how people end up commenting upon ancient threads like this.
  • Subraman
    8 years ago
    I'm actually intrigued with the thought process myself. I mean, even if I were to read a 4 year old thread and think, "holy shit, that's so fascinating", I'd probably just start a new thread on the topic, which tend to get a lot more views and responses than old threads
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