I like the way you put it, juice. I can't come up with anything better. Im stifling gales of laughter here at Mickey D's.
A girl who's not going to worry about you ripping her apart. lol Of course if she gets off on the thought you could rip her apart if you fucked her fully erect, then you might be out of luck. A girl who doesn't notice it's not your dick in her, it's a baseball bat. lol
Dropping a toothpick in a volcano, fucking the abyss, searching the chasm for an orgasm, deep V diving, PP hollow...
Banging a whole in the wall! Loose as a goose! I was a farm kid. One of my friends always used to say: Just like fucking ole Betsy (the cow)it was so loose Horse Pussy
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last commentI'm so small all pussies are loose!
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Mo'head69 that was fucking funny "juicystyle"
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Tight is RIGHT! LOL
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Drac baby ! Ya and if not I have a hard time nuttin ! Lmfao
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We called it "Slump" back in the day.
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I like the way you put it, juice. I can't come up with anything better. Im stifling gales of laughter here at Mickey D's.
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I'm with VM
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A girl who's not going to worry about you ripping her apart. lol
Of course if she gets off on the thought you could rip her apart if you fucked her fully erect, then you might be out of luck.
A girl who doesn't notice it's not your dick in her, it's a baseball bat. lol
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Dropping a toothpick in a volcano, fucking the abyss, searching the chasm for an orgasm, deep V diving, PP hollow...
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Lol
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Strap a 2 X 4 to your ass so you don't fall in and go for it.
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Rolling a BB down an eight lane highway. (Borrowed from Blood, Sweat and Tears.)
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Banging a whole in the wall!
Loose as a goose!
I was a farm kid. One of my friends always used to say: Just like fucking ole Betsy (the cow)it was so loose
Horse Pussy
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My at says she can throw a roll of quarteres up one dancers booty hole and she couldn't feel it
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Playing a cathedral.
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Pussy too loose? Stick it in her ass.
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Omg this is funy shit
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High Volume
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