I don't know about "every club" but in a lot of them there is an odd mix of body odor mingled with perfume. Which is basically what strippers smell like to me.
I was once told by a stripper that all strip clubs smell like "Summer's Eve". lol
I'm not sure what Summer's Eve smells like, but I know what you mean by they all having a similar scent and I'm guessing that's what the smell is.
If you're in Vegas, its the smell of waking up in the morning with no memory of the previous night, and a voicemail on your mobile from your credit card company stating you maxed your card and are now over the limit and the only thing you have to show for it is lipstick on the outside crotch area of your cargo shorts and a sticky fucking mess inside.
"If you're in Vegas, its the smell of waking up in the morning with no memory of the previous night, and a voicemail on your mobile from your credit card company stating you maxed your card and are now over the limit and the only thing you have to show for it is lipstick on the outside crotch area of your cargo shorts and a sticky fucking mess inside"
If you are dumb enough to find yourself in this situation, you DESERVE the consequences!
One theory: I had a dancer tell me once that several of the ladies mix their perfume with baby oil to make the scent last longer and make the skin feel soft at the same time..... the constant I was smelling each visit was the baby oil.
It's the smell of capitalism in it's most pure form. I offer girls money for a service. She offers me less service for more money. I offer her less money for more service. We negotiate. The other girls represent the free market where I may take my currency elsewhere if an acceptable price/service is not agreed upon. The dancer pays her tax to the government (tax being tipout, government being the owner of the bar, the dj, the waitresses, the busboy, the valet guy.) The American economy at work is a beautiful thing. 4 years of business school, and sadly, my education is applied the most at a strip club. Too much shit gets in the way in the "real world."
Oh, and that baby oil perfume thing holds alot of water. I have heard that more than once from dancers.
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Juice to quote a line from a movie I once saw:
"That is the Smell of Money!" LOL
"in a lot of them there is an odd mix of body odor mingled with perfume. Which is basically what strippers smell like to me"
Doesn't EVERY woman who sweats & wears perfume have a similar smell. I don't think that sweating is something that ONLY women Strippers do.
If it is MORE sweat than perfume...could be. LOL
That's priceless!
juice - you crack me up :)
I'm not sure what Summer's Eve smells like, but I know what you mean by they all having a similar scent and I'm guessing that's what the smell is.
Jimmy I will look into this even if I have to go buy a fuckin box lol
Std25 thanks lovey
If you are dumb enough to find yourself in this situation, you DESERVE the consequences!
Club Smartly! LOL
Oh, and that baby oil perfume thing holds alot of water. I have heard that more than once from dancers.