No Lap Dances, No Extras
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I dropped in at the club at 3PM on my way home. The Penthouse was crowded with customers, with booths full of groups of men ranging from businessmen to construction workers. I sat at one of the little tables beside the stage, looking (I thought) pretty good in my suit and tie. The 20 dancers were young and attractive (not one under a 7), and they were smiling and having a good time. From my seat, I could always see 4 dancers on stage and at least 3 would be topless.
I had hoped to see 2 favorite strippers who appeal to my shallow nature, but they were not in the rotation. So I tipped some girls on stage, including a blonde beauty with great boobs. I asked the girls to join me when they got off stage, and they said they would. But then they disappeared, never to be seen again.
No dancers approached me for the first hour. Then I stripper I knew sat down and chatted with me for a while. But I was still hoping the beautiful blonde would return, and so I declined her offer for dances. No other strippers came by. After 2 hours, I called it a day.
My strip club experience:
Titties observed: 40
Lap dances: 0
Extras: 0
My costs:
Drinks: $30
Cover: $0
Stage tips: $3
Valet parking: $7
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Total $40
I've never left the Penthouse with so much money in my pocket. And the strange thing is, I had a good time. Just sitting and drinking and watching half-naked girls was fun. And it was a lot of fun on a per dollar basis.
Have I been doing this strip club thing all wrong? Should go to the clubs 7 days a week and still save money by just watching and never touching? Have I found the key to happiness and financial success?
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Try sitting at that upstairs bar.
I agree Vince.
When this does happen, I head over to Bogart's or one of their H8 sister clubs. I always feel welcome there.
I have had enjoyable evenings without LD or extras, but they usually involve sitting and drinking with a half-naked girl who is a witty conversationalist.
I am starting to hate you guys again.
Since July 1, I have had precisely TWO oil changes; mind you, one oil change required a week-long servicing in Hawaii.
Also, they will always say "yes" when someone tips them and asks them to stop by. It's easier than explaining that they have a regular waiting or that they need to go to the dressing room and text message for 30 minutes. Saying "no" risks causing a scene. There's no upside for them in saying no. They'll always say they'll stop by.
At PHC I ask them to "stop by" since it implies I'm looking for a quick chat and some dances. Don't ask if they'll "join you" because they might think you just want them sit with you all day.
Either we're ignored entirely like lepers, or pestered constantly and cock/pussyblocked by dancers that we're not interested in.
Seems more & more to be one or the other nowadays.
I had an ATF at PHC that would spend several hours with me on each of my visits. After those hours of "visiting" were over we would retire to the VIP room for a big session. She MADE a very nice amount of money from me. NOT Zero dollars! And fairly often over the course of many visits She would do a few Dances for other customers. I had no problem with this (I'm NOT jealous or possessive) and she ALWAYS came back to me after these short interludes.
"You can't win"
Yes you can.
Alan has a reputation for being concerned about the dancers appearance. I suppose the dancers spend more time than usual freshening up.
Parking: $0
Cover: $0
First Drink: $6
Second Drink: $0 (Happy Hour)
Waitress Tips: $2
Tip Walk: $6
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Total $14